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Wilson1330
post Mar 10 2010, 09:22 AM
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week."
The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week."
The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.


Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week."
The M.P. was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen M.P.s lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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jameswhiles
post Mar 10 2010, 09:24 AM
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Haha, but unfortunately soooo true
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Heather&Henr...
post Mar 10 2010, 09:24 AM
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Nice one, 1 smile achieved so far!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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MiniBonkerz
post Mar 10 2010, 09:33 AM
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lindy119@school
post Mar 10 2010, 11:03 AM
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i love it how the policeman leaves donuts!!

but the MP thing is so true!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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BoboGib
post Mar 10 2010, 11:08 AM
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Great Joke, (IMG:style_emoticons/default/thumbsup.gif)

unfortunatley you can so see it happening.
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tahitigirl
post Mar 10 2010, 12:40 PM
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lol thats soo funny and very true!!
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davidv
post Mar 10 2010, 01:20 PM
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Good read funny and true.Just been watching Parl. Live what a heckling laugh today.
Its amazing how many never even give them a Tip.
Had a bad girl once with the Flu.Her tip was try a dif. job you have a hair alergy.
Another one the Tip was you should have been a Butcher.
Can you do it while i wait please.A bit more on the top please.Can you rap the off cuts for me to take home.Something for the weekend please.And there is more!
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