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#16 me madjoe 90

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:20 PM

you could literally chain it to the floor like they do with motorbikes. cement a big hoop into your drive ^^


beat you to it :thumbsup:


beat you both to it as it was my idea :lol:


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i forgot about that "quitely leaves conversation" :)

I have thought of this befor but you posted it first :)

#17 shorty

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:24 PM

thoughts don't count unless there written down on here :lol:

another idea if youve got it parked on a drive you can get those removable bollard things which will block the car in and stop anyone from driving away in it

#18 me madjoe 90

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:26 PM

leave it unlocked and a note on the steering wheel saying-


Goodluck geting it started
p.s id advise a can of easy start and maby you bring some new points and a condencer. oh and you may need a jump start and the tires pumping up abit but goodluck........ and i only leave about half a leater of fuel in at night so you wont get far

Edited by me madjoe 90, 06 December 2009 - 10:26 PM.


#19 danie garry

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:32 PM

leave it unlocked and a note on the steering wheel saying-


Goodluck geting it started
p.s id advise a can of easy start and maby you bring some new points and a condencer. oh and you may need a jump start and the tires pumping up abit but goodluck........ and i only leave about half a leater of fuel in at night so you wont get far



musta worked, u still have u'r mini!!

what bout disconnecting somethin like the coil, u could put a long wire running in under the dash and put it on a switch!

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:34 PM

Remove the HT lead between your coil and dizzy.

Put your mini in a garage!

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 11:02 PM

how about this??


Edited by yeti21586, 06 December 2009 - 11:02 PM.


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Posted 06 December 2009 - 11:13 PM

pop the bonnet and a take to rotor arm out the dizzy best way! or electrify the body!!! watch the chavs jump when they touch it!!

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 11:54 AM

pop the bonnet and a take to rotor arm out the dizzy best way! or electrify the body!!! watch the chavs jump when they touch it!!


Shame that's illegal, I would actually do it if it wasn't. Though (correct me if I'm wrong) I think it's legal in the US. They get to have all the fun with their (lack of) laws!

#24 maggies_minder

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 12:21 PM

leave it unlocked and a note on the steering wheel saying-


Goodluck geting it started
p.s id advise a can of easy start and maby you bring some new points and a condencer. oh and you may need a jump start and the tires pumping up abit but goodluck........ and i only leave about half a leater of fuel in at night so you wont get far


lmao that made me laugh i have the key and still struggle to get mine started lol

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 12:31 PM

leave it unlocked and a note on the steering wheel saying-


Goodluck geting it started
p.s id advise a can of easy start and maby you bring some new points and a condencer. oh and you may need a jump start and the tires pumping up abit but goodluck........ and i only leave about half a leater of fuel in at night so you wont get far


Hahaha win! Or, like someone else said before, the built-in Mini security that is the choke. Most chavs probably don't even know what one is! ^_^

#26 miniman.matt

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 12:42 PM

A claymore mine ^_^

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 12:44 PM

Hidden switch that diverts the output from the coil to the ignition key. ^_^

#28 TashHaggertay

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 12:46 PM

I've got an alarm light in there and also a handbrake and gearstick lock, don't know how much use they are but sometimes it's just better to have something on show i guess!
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 06:08 PM

most things will work but lets face it if some chav wants to nick your car they will no matter how much damage, unless you do something mechanically like take the rotar arm off etc.
by the way i laughed my head off at that video lol

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 06:13 PM

i have a detachable gear stick:P

wheel lock, and steering lock.

also going to be replacing the normal key for one off a harley davidson, and puttin in a cut off key...

and a few other things ^_^

like to see them nick him then lol




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