225 replies to this topic

[typer]

How about, "i'm a giver not a taker"

[Pooky]

My mini's constipated, ain't passed a thing in weeks!

[Floyd]

ive got 1 on each rear side window saying "lay 1 finger on my car, you'll take ur ******** home in a jar"


i got 1 b4 which said "45 years old and still taking the *yellow human water*" which i thaught was well funny lol

[screech]

how much do this 'idle gear' charge you? bet it's a rip off, let me know what you want and i'l see what prices i can get!

[Zippy]

They don't seem expensive, they quoted me on some decals and it seemed resonable enough to me.. i was expecting hell of alot more than i was quoted

Hehe... I love all of those quotes.. Where do you get the TMF window stickers or do we go and get them made ourselves somewhere?

[minipixie]

yea i found idle gear quite resonable!
when i had some star stickers made up, it was only £15 for 10 and the stars are bigish in size, so i dint think that was bad at all!

zipy: have a look at the TMF shop....should be able to order some in there

[ashmeadant]

haha I'm loving all these! Still havent made a decision yet...

[Dom]

how about a mcm quote

Great power and responsibility come with a 998 

Lmao

That was one of my posts that was edited in the moderator section!

How did you find out about it bungle?

You must know the mystery post edit person.

[Zippy]

I think someone has a guilty conscience..

Thanks MiniPixie.. I shall look

I think the 100% british beef was quite good Never heard that one before..

[1984mini25]

i've got 'Short vehicle' on the rear screan

and 'Do u own a fake mini' on one of the side windows
because i park next to one in my street :tongue:


Hows about......

Do not touch as fondling may exite

0-60 Eventually

Off *yellow human water* - Re-arange into a well known phrase or saying

constipated mini - Ain't passed a thing in weeks

Go on then small d**k, Pass me

Mini owners do it in tight spaces

[1984mini25]

4 more 4 ya

Bending the rules and ruling the bends since 59

BMW mini my arse!

It’s a kinda magic

Ruling the bends

[Zippy]

Ahaha! These crack me up Ive copyied them into MS word so i don't forget them.. I know what i'm like

Gotta love the "Short vehicle" one

[gsms]

'Drive a BMW? I'd rather push my mini!'

I agree, but it would be nice to have a car that works for once :sad:

[1984mini25]

'Drive a BMW? I'd rather push my mini!' 


I agree, but it would be nice to have a car that works for once 

Ok then Hows about

'Do u drive a real mini? Only when it aint broke' :tongue:

Gotta love the "Short vehicle" one 

Got one spare if u want