128 replies to this topic

[Gracey213]

Now, I'm not a gold digger but when I get paid yeah I like to spend money and sure it's nice when someone buys you something,

 

however.

 

I can almost vouch with my life that women are cheaper! Especially compared to the amount some people on here have spent.

 

I'm not saying don't spend that much on a mini, do what you like! 

 

I just wanted to know if this is the general consensus or if some people not mentioning any names (Clifford) think otherwise? 

 

And would you choose a car over a girlfriend/boyfriend?

[BronkoMini]

When your girlfriend rides horses they can't complain about the expenditure on mini the eighth or short (mate) that's the minis name :)

[Alex_B]

Ahh yes, my mini is considerably more expensive than the girlfriend but my argument is all that money on shiny things I bought for the car was before the girlfriend was around so its logical, since I have pulled back on the spending on the mini and spend more on her as well, oh and no question about choosing between, the car is still only a car but if I was made to choose by someone I would be evaluating why Im with them

[Daviewonder]

I would choose a Mini over my Girlfriend but unfortunately the exhaust cuts my penis.

[rally515]

I would choose a Mini over my Girlfriend but unfortunately the exhaust cuts my penis.

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA, amazing               

[BronkoMini]

I would choose a Mini over my Girlfriend but unfortunately the exhaust cuts my penis.

Depends what exhaust you have and how much exhaust sealant you have and when the last time the car was on as you could also get burnt

[Artful Dodger]

3' bore rolled tip fletcher back box is to die for!!!




Ew.

[KernowCooper]

Your Mini will still make you smile 30yrs later, when she gives you grief you can just shut the garage door and go in.

 

Bernard Manning once said why is it you marry the girl of your dreams and 30yrs later you end up fighting with a complete stranger?

 

I love my Mini and yes I'm married I just keep the two apart, and always make sure you have a car stash fund thats does not come out of the bank account and your sorted lol. worked for me!

 

And if your wife sells all your stuff for what you said you paid for them....................................

Edited by KernowCooper, 25 June 2013 - 11:01 PM.

[rally515]

 

I would choose a Mini over my Girlfriend but unfortunately the exhaust cuts my penis.

Depends what exhaust you have and how much exhaust sealant you have and when the last time the car was on as you could also get burnt

 

 

Speaking from experience Mr wonder ?

[BronkoMini]

Never tried it but can't imagine it would be fun it's what women were designed for :)

[rally515]

Never tried it but can't imagine it would be fun it's what women were designed for :)

 

Ohh getting into a area i'l not converse over there, be cautious with your words Mini from the Bronks   ;p

[BronkoMini]

Haha being cautious to help make more mini lovers, no sexism involved here

[JustSteve]

Never tried it but can't imagine it would be fun it's what women were designed for :)

 

Wrong. That's just sexist.

 

 

 

 

We all know they created to make sandwiches. 

[BronkoMini]

Never tried it but can't imagine it would be fun it's what women were designed for :)

 
Wrong. That's just sexist.
 
 
 
 
We all know they created to make sandwiches.

Haha and bring tea and coffee while your working on the mini (to keep it mini related) and this has hon abit of topic sorry gracey213 for the hijack

[rally515]

 

 

Never tried it but can't imagine it would be fun it's what women were designed for :)

 
Wrong. That's just sexist.
 
 
 
 
We all know they created to make sandwiches.

Haha and bring tea and coffee while your working on the mini (to keep it mini related) and this has hon abit of topic sorry gracey213 for the hijack

 

 

 

You see Grace im not as bad as you make out, although you're fighting a loosing battle as 905 of TMF members are male

 

Cheers

Cliff