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[sledgehammer]

can some one give the guy that paints around the pot holes , some tarmac & a spade

[sledgehammer]

when the pot holes join up -

 

- will this become the new road surface ?

[panky]

Those with a Britax sunroof will understand this.

Remember to stand well back when you slam the car door on a rainy day.

[M J W J]

Does a mince pie or portion of Christmas pudding count as one of your five a day? They both contain fruit.

 

Also the 'thought for the day' thread is annoying me. I've twice clicked on it by accident when wanting to go to 'random thought of the day' thread instead.

Edited by M J W J, 15 December 2016 - 01:41 PM.

[M J W J]

Is fasting for any medical test really necessary or is it an alternative way of doctors saying you are fat and could probably do with missing a meal?

[M J W J]

Apparently Trump gets the codes for the Nukes at around 15:45 (not sure if this is GMT or US time). I finish work at 15:00 this afternoon.

 

What to do with my potentially remaining 45 minutes worth of free time. Suggestions please.

[xrocketengineer]

Apparently Trump gets the codes for the Nukes at around 15:45 (not sure if this is GMT or US time). I finish work at 15:00 this afternoon.

 

What to do with my potentially remaining 45 minutes worth of free time. Suggestions please.

Get a "quicky"?  Don't worry you might still have about 30 more minutes for the response. Cigarette?

[panky]

If someone tried to shoot President Trump would his body guards shout 'Donald duck'

[xrocketengineer]

I knew that people were unhappy with Trump, I did not know the UK was this unhappy...

https://www.thesun.c...for-four-years/

 

[Chris.Williams]

Is it wrong to enjoy watching people argue over opinions when it comes to minis?

[M J W J]

For anyone who had used it...

Solidedge. For the love of God... WHY!!!

[M J W J]

Our designer at work asked earlier.

Is Miss Marple really a good detective or actually a serial killer who is good at covering it up.

She is always conveniently where a murder happens.

[M J W J]

Can you buy a Thai bride if you are woman? I can't imagine this scenario ever happening but as they are a paying customer would they be turned away?

 

Why are all petrol pumps called Wayne (next time you are at a petrol station you will see what I am on about)?

[M J W J]

Life goal: Breed a species of pig that can actually fly just so I can win arguments.

[nicklouse]

self delivering bacon.