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[M J W J]

What do short guys stand on these days to kiss a taller girl? The size of the yellow pages these days is a joke. Why bother printing them anymore?

[panky]

They stand on their Mini

[r3k1355]

Why bother printing them anymore?

 

Old people

[panky]

Flat earthers - is their only fear sphere itself?

Edited by panky, 24 January 2018 - 11:58 AM.

[r3k1355]

Flat earthers - is their only fear sphere itself?

 

I saw a new one the other day, they were trying to make out like Australia was a fake country and didn't exist.

 

They're either joking or totally insane, either way they put alot of effort into everything.

Edited by r3k1355, 24 January 2018 - 12:08 PM.

[panky]

I think they are all in on a huge prank that will be revealed in April 1st 

[cradley-heathen]

the flat earth society thing amazes me, i wish the edge of the earth was between my house and the mother-in-laws so i didnt have to go.

[panky]

It's such a ridiculous idea - everyone knows the Earth is hollow

[panky]

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Edited by panky, 26 January 2018 - 04:14 PM.

[M J W J]

Anyone seen the latest theory that the moon is only 4 miles away and smaller than we have been led to believe. Apparently Nasa has been hiding this fact from us.

If this is true what I want to know is when will the cheese run out?

[M J W J]

My (sarcastic) congratulations to the BBC who have decided for the 2018 Gran Prix to get rid of all the pit girls in the pursuit of equality in sport. They haven't created equality in sport, what they've done is put 20 young women out of work. Well done BBC, Well done.

 

When said ex pit girls were interviewed they unsurprisingly came across rather p***ed off that they were now having to find another job.

[r3k1355]

You can bet those who forced the change have never been to a race or watched Formula 1 in their miserable lives.

[Pistonbroke66]

They probably dont even drive a car as there's nowhere safe to carry your lentils.....

[xrocketengineer]

Amazing! I disconnected three brown wires when replacing a capacitor in the house air conditioner. When I came back to connect the new capacitor there were four brown wires there! Good thing that there was a wiring diagram. Weird, the wire came from somewhere else that I had not touched! 

Everything is working great again to handle our 29 degree Celsius winter.   

[M J W J]

Did someone misunderstand the title of the film 101 Dalmatians. Was it written in binary or something and so in reality there should have only been 5?