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#46 olds_kool_lews

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 03:28 PM

my mate did the cinnamon challenge, it came out his nose and everything, his eyes were streaming for about an hour afterwards, and cinnamon snot for a few days lol was so funny!



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Posted 23 August 2013 - 04:27 PM

im just curious as to how wow or not the girl was from the dating site lol



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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:17 PM

Has anyone on here tried the cinnamon challenge? (Look on youtube if you don't know what I am on about)

 

Yes, but when I tried it we only did it with a tea spoons worth not a table spoon as we didn't have that much. I managed it but dam its awful.  Trick is to get loads of spit in your mouth before eating it and as soon as you put it in your mouth and shut it, lean you head forwards. This prevents it sticking in your throat making you want to cough. My sister ended up throwing up when we tried it.

 

They did it on mythbusters. Tory managed to do it.

 



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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:34 PM


im just curious as to how wow or not the girl was from the dating site lol

 

When I saw wow I mean more surprised as in  :blink: , than she looked stunning.

 

Her user name I CANNOT/WILL NOT repeat on here, there are websites that are more tame than the pictures on her profile and yet would still scar small children for life and the description about what she was after was just as bad.

 

My mate has realised what I have done to him in retaliation for setting up my profile. For two weeks he has been walking round with Grindr on his phone set up to alert anyone else with it but so that it doesn't notify him of them. He did say he wondered why he had a couple of guys come up to him and start talking to him when he was out last weekend. Also that he will never lend me his phone again. Mwhahaha



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Posted 24 August 2013 - 07:57 PM

Why are girls so bad at taking pictures of mirrors?

 

They always appear in shot, you can see their camera or phone and they always look as though they are sucking their cheeks in.



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Posted 24 August 2013 - 08:12 PM

Why are girls so bad at taking pictures of mirrors?

 

They always appear in shot, you can see their camera or phone and they always look as though they are sucking their cheeks in.

 

And they ALWAYS seem to take a picture in the dirtiest mirror they can find!

 

Atleast wipe your make-up off it first girls  >_<

 

 

 

How to girls manage to make themselves look so fit on the tinterweb, yet they're ugly as hell in person? O_O



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Posted 24 August 2013 - 08:18 PM

 

How to girls manage to make themselves look so fit on the tinterweb, yet they're ugly as hell in person? O_O

 

 

Photoshop.

 

Next question please.



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Posted 24 August 2013 - 08:20 PM

Why do they call it a toothbrush when it should be teethbrush?

 

Did you know if you pinched the skin on your elbow, it doesn't hurt? 

 

Why is it called marmalade and not orange jam?

 

If your feet stink and nose runs, does that mean we are built upside down?

 

What colour does a smurf go if you choke it?



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Posted 24 August 2013 - 08:32 PM

Why is it called marmalade and not orange jam?

 

Because a marmalade has the peel of the fruit in it, a jam does not.

 

You can have an apricot marmalade which is different to an apricot jam.

 

Also your 'what colour does a smurf go if you choke it' made me think of this.

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 08:38 PM

Thank you! LOL!



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Posted 24 August 2013 - 11:34 PM

If your feet stink and nose runs, does that mean we are built upside down?

 

 

I'm fairly sure it meant, that you've got a cold, and you could do with having a wash  :lol:



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Posted 27 August 2013 - 06:53 PM

Why do I always try and light all 4 hobs on our cooker with just one match?

 

I know one of two things is going to happen.

 

1. I'll fail.

2. I'll burn my fingers



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Posted 27 August 2013 - 07:06 PM

What happens if the skittles man touches a skittle?



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Posted 27 August 2013 - 07:14 PM

What happens if the skittles man touches a skittle?


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Posted 28 August 2013 - 10:07 PM

What happens if the skittles man touches a skittle?

 

World hunger would be solved.

 

Why do women shave their eyebrows off only to draw them back on, usually crooked? Men don't shave their face and then colour it back in.






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