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[JustSteve]

Why do chavs, be chavs? 

[Spud_133]

Why drive all the a14, a11 and another fairly main road with your hazards flashing for about 100 mile?

[M J W J]

Why do chavs, be chavs? 

 

Because we haven't created a vaccine yet or found a cure.

[Spud_133]

Why is like you but with a Curley tail

[Tamworthbay]

Why do chavs, be chavs? 

 
Because we haven't created a vaccine yet or found a cure.

The cure for chavs has been around since the Stone Age, but sadly the use of clubs on chavs is illegal for some reason.

[M J W J]

That's more of cull than a cure, but hey, it works

[Tamworthbay]

That's more of cull than a cure, but hey, it works

Depends how many you get and it gives a different meaning to going clubbing in Essex

[Spud_133]

That's more of cull than a cure, but hey, it works

Depends how many you get and it gives a better meaning to going clubbing in Essex

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Thoughts on today, be careful when jumping off the wall at aldershot c

[M J W J]

 

That's more of cull than a cure, but hey, it works

Depends how many you get and it gives a different meaning to going clubbing in Essex

 

 

Not enough sadly.

[M J W J]

Who comes up with all these fake job titles?

 

Just got a spam message advertising that they want a 'trainee sales engineer'. If you are in engineering then you work stuff out, design stuff, build it or maintain it. If you are in sales you are good a lying and bull s****** you way through a conversation to make people believe they want to buy stuff.

 

There is no cross over. If you sell engineering stuff then you are a sales person not an engineer.

[M J W J]

This morning on the news people are concerned about the health and safety of Stoke on Trent if they start to extract gas from the old coal mines. People are concerned that;

 

"Stoke on Trent will become an uninhabitable wasteland"

 

When wasn't it?

Edited by M J W J, 06 September 2013 - 08:30 PM.

[M J W J]

Why were mobile phones invented?

 

Whenever I phone someone during work hours for works purposes and they don't pick up the next thing I do is usually ring their mobile number (if I have it). The idea behind mobile phones I though was to make it easier to get hold of people but all I ever get is either an answer phone, "sorry I'm kind of busy can you ring me back another time" or "sorry I'm, driving ring me later". When I do get hold of them they are usually in their office.

 

Not really a thought of the day but this did make me laugh

 

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[BronkoMini]

Not really though of the day but thought of every day, why do I always press on people's profiles or the thing I don't wang to look at when using my phone it's really annoying I can never press the right thing

[MiniGrin]

Isnt it weird that in the 21st century we use leather to sit on. I mean if aliens landed, saw us kill and skin another animal, clean, colour and shape it, then stuff it with a soft filling and sit on it, theyd think us mad

(Im not a vegetarian or animal rights guy by the way, i eat beef and love my leather seats, just a thought i had)

[M J W J]

Isnt it weird that in the 21st century we use leather to sit on. I mean if aliens landed, saw us kill and skin another animal, clean, colour and shape it, then stuff it with a soft filling and sit on it, theyd think us mad

(Im not a vegetarian or animal rights guy by the way, i eat beef and love my leather seats, just a thought i had)

 

Or worse think 'hey that's a good idea' and start skining humans.