How do you think the unthinkable?
with an icethberg
Just For The 'pun' Of It
#676
Posted 09 December 2016 - 10:29 PM
#677
Posted 09 December 2016 - 10:33 PM
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A Labracadabrador!!
#678
Posted 12 December 2016 - 06:50 AM
Toyah says: "Is this Whiskey?"
Ross responds: "Yes, but not as Whiskey as wobbing a bank".
#679
Posted 29 December 2016 - 07:23 AM
A stick.
#680
Posted 29 December 2016 - 07:34 AM
I tried to get her Paul Hollywood's but he'd sold out.
#681
Posted 29 December 2016 - 12:21 PM
Never trust a word an atom says - they make up everything
#682
Posted 20 January 2017 - 08:14 PM
Don't worry I'm fully recovered now.
I was described as a bit of a looker earlier.
Well, "voyeur" was the word the magistrate actually used.
My colleague just asked if I could fill her slot at next weeks Innuendo seminar.
#683
Posted 20 January 2017 - 10:29 PM
92% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
No wait .. 93%
#684
Posted 12 February 2017 - 05:48 AM
It's bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.
Life is so unfair.
When a man talks dirty to a woman its sexual harassment. Yet when a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary).
#685
Posted 12 February 2017 - 09:41 AM
I babysat for a Blacksmith's dog last weekend.
When I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
#686
Posted 16 February 2017 - 09:05 PM
It was riveting.
#687
Posted 19 February 2017 - 10:31 PM
#688
Posted 21 February 2017 - 08:46 PM
They thanked me for my interest but explained that they're not a dating agency.
#689
Posted 01 March 2017 - 04:51 PM
My wife likes to share her feelings with those around her. She wants them to feel the way she does.
She is always miserable.
#690
Posted 01 March 2017 - 08:18 PM
I used to suffer from kleptomania................But I took something for it..........
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