Chris Eubank has just written a book about ethics.
If it's a success his next book is going to be about Kent.
Just For The 'pun' Of It
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Ben_O
, Jul 27 2014 06:24 PM
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#706
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Posted 25 April 2017 - 05:10 AM
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 07:27 AM
It's not often you see a Smurf's backside - once in a blue moon perhaps.
I was always upset that Whoopi Goldberg never married Peter Cushing.
I was always upset that Whoopi Goldberg never married Peter Cushing.
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 02:36 PM
Got sunburn on Sunday so took a Viagra. Did not help the sunburn but at least it keeps the covers off my legs.
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Posted 03 May 2017 - 08:41 PM
I can't stand poeple with no feet.
I'm lactose intolerant.
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Posted 03 May 2017 - 09:06 PM
I'm not keen on barcodes.
I prefer to see everything in black and white.
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Posted 06 May 2017 - 06:51 PM
I went to a disco last night and when they played "The Twist" I got up and did the twist.
When they played "The Jump" I got up and did the jump.
When they played "Come on Eileen", that's when I was asked to leave.
When they played "The Jump" I got up and did the jump.
When they played "Come on Eileen", that's when I was asked to leave.
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Posted 09 June 2017 - 07:21 PM
Dracula's younger brother had the same name. He was into cocaine. He was known as "Vlad the Inhaler".
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Posted 10 June 2017 - 02:09 AM
It's raining cats and dogs....................I just stepped in a poodle...........
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Posted 22 June 2017 - 12:23 PM
I've just got a job helping a one handed typist do capital letters - It's shift work
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:44 AM
How do you make a small fortune from a Mini?
Start with a large one
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:42 PM
My friend has started his own band called 998 MB.
They haven't got a gig yet.
They haven't got a gig yet.
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 03:41 PM
A man just threw some eggs, butter and cheese at me.
How dairy!
How dairy!
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 03:51 PM
Two blondes walk into a building ....... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it?
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 03:51 PM
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 03:52 PM
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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