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[DJS911]

How do you milk sheep?




Launch a new iPhone and charge £1000 for it.

[DJS911]

Just walked down a street where the house numbers were 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k & 1Mb.

Well, that was a trip down memory lane.

[panky]

Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes

[panky]

I have a Polish friend who is a roadie in a band

I have a Czech one too, a Czech one too, Czech one too

[Laurie]

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt . Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher......

[Laurie]

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt . Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher......

[panky]

[Cooperman]

EXTERMINATE HIM!

[DJS911]

Yesterday I visited the birthplace of the founder of modern dentistry.

I'm surprised that there isn't some kind of plaque on the wall.

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[Laurie]

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[panky]

What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

 

 

 

 

Hannnddd eeeeeyyyyeeeeeyyyyy

[panky]

Why do Norwegian war ships have bar codes painted down the side?

Because they Scandinavian.

[MacGyver]

Son: Daddy! Daddy! Why is Mummy running around in the garden?

Father: Stop talking and pass me the bullets.