Dyslexics of the world... UNTIE!
Just For The 'pun' Of It
#76
Posted 31 July 2014 - 09:59 PM
#77
Posted 31 July 2014 - 10:04 PM
Damn my ctrl key just came off
IV'E LOST CONTROL!
#78
Posted 01 August 2014 - 06:46 AM
Two men walked into a bar. Neither really felt like drinking. The first man said, "I'll have some H2O please."
The second man said, "I'll have some H2O too please."
It wasn't long before the second man died.
#79
Posted 01 August 2014 - 06:49 AM
#80
Posted 01 August 2014 - 07:15 AM
I hate those little Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves!
(I must tell that joke about 5 times a day, still makes me laugh every time).
#81
Posted 01 August 2014 - 10:54 AM
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#82
Posted 01 August 2014 - 10:59 AM
#83
Posted 01 August 2014 - 11:21 AM
Saw this on a shop door and it made me chuckle.
There was a sign that said 'No Cheques'
And then underneath another sign that said 'Czechs Welcome'
HA HA
#84
Posted 01 August 2014 - 11:24 AM
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble..........
........You have my word
#85
Posted 01 August 2014 - 11:30 AM
My sister in law looks like a dog.. she is Ruff
I saw a couple of birds in a pet shop window. They were going cheep
#86
Posted 01 August 2014 - 11:35 AM
some flames such as the flame of a burning candle are hot enough to have ionized gaseous components and can be considered plasma. This subject is, however, hotly debated
Edited by Ben_O, 01 August 2014 - 11:36 AM.
#87
Posted 01 August 2014 - 11:41 AM
Typical!
Just been out shopping for Vegetables and now there is a massive leek in my fridge
#88
Posted 01 August 2014 - 12:02 PM
"You'd better do it by 3 today or there'll be trouble. Mark my words"
#89
Posted 01 August 2014 - 11:12 PM
What do you call a cow with only 2 legs? - lean beef.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? - Cliff
A man in a swimming pool with no arm or legs? - Bob
Pretty old, but eh.
#90
Posted 02 August 2014 - 04:15 PM
It reads ' Thank you for taking Moor care'
true story
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