Blatantly stolen off telly tonight:
Lollipop ladies make me cross
Just For The 'pun' Of It
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Ben_O
, Jul 27 2014 06:24 PM
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Posted 19 August 2014 - 09:23 PM
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Posted 21 August 2014 - 06:48 PM
I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
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Posted 21 August 2014 - 06:59 PM
got rid of mine too, it sucked.I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
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Posted 24 August 2014 - 02:03 PM
I used to tell joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set.
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Posted 24 August 2014 - 07:49 PM
Who does that plumber think he is, laying pipe in my front garden
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Posted 24 August 2014 - 07:56 PM
My bike wheel broke today. I contacted the place I bought it from, but their spokesman wouldn't speak to me.
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Posted 26 August 2014 - 10:40 AM
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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Posted 26 August 2014 - 10:42 AM
Blatantly stolen off telly tonight:
Lollipop ladies make me cross
Ha, simple but brilliant!
Edited by MonteCarloMartin, 26 August 2014 - 10:42 AM.
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Posted 26 August 2014 - 01:40 PM
Typical!
Just been out shopping for Vegetables and now there is a massive leek in my fridge
My other half is a plumber, one day he took a leek to work and put it on top of a radiator he was fixing. He then ran over to his coleague shouting "quick come and help, there's a massive leek on the radiator!" Let's say his colleague wasn't impressed haha.
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Posted 26 August 2014 - 01:54 PM
as long as he didn't stick it down his trousers and ask his mate to take a leek he should be ok.Typical!
Just been out shopping for Vegetables and now there is a massive leek in my fridge
My other half is a plumber, one day he took a leek to work and put it on top of a radiator he was fixing. He then ran over to his coleague shouting "quick come and help, there's a massive leek on the radiator!" Let's say his colleague wasn't impressed haha.
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 05:32 PM
I have just bought a 3m long amphibian as a pet. I have called him tiny because he is my newt.
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Posted 31 August 2014 - 12:18 PM
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 03:54 AM
Reminded me of a dead baby joke:
Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?
1 baby nailed to 10 trees...
Really bad, but hey.
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 11:11 AM
When someone with a Lisp says bithneth, you know they mean business.
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Posted 02 September 2014 - 03:46 PM
those bloody electric stair lifts drive me up the wall
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