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#1 Bat

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Posted 02 August 2018 - 07:45 AM

This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much.
It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent."
The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly." "Good", the doctor said, "now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing."

 



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Posted 03 August 2018 - 04:40 PM

This has had me crying with laughter every time I think of it!
You made my day cheers

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 04:52 PM

A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients while he was performing
colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."


2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"


3. "Can you hear me NOW?"


4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"


5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my
head is not, in fact, up there?"

6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"


8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9 ."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"

10 . "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."


11 . "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"






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