Doctor Joke
#1
Posted 02 August 2018 - 07:45 AM
#2
Posted 03 August 2018 - 04:40 PM
You made my day cheers
#3
Posted 03 August 2018 - 04:52 PM
A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients while he was performing
colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my
head is not, in fact, up there?"
6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9 ."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"
10 . "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11 . "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
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