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[william]

Reading this reminds me of the time while holidaying in Phuket and was riding in one of the locals taxi called tut-tut(3 wheeler type). Being night, the darkness was lightened by the moonlight only... whilst in a normal turn at the hill; we just went BANG...everyone went Upz and down and when I looked behind...I honestly saw a Big and Lengthly Snake right across the same road that we just passed...LOL and it was heading towards the side hedges.

Hence if one is out in Phuket and saw a huge snake with wheeler marks...that's has to be from my ride then!...LOL

[The Matt]

They truly are the most stupid animals on the planet.

Yep, there's nowt quite as daft as a pheasant!! It's silly season for them at the moment too, there'll be a few shoots at our place to clear the roads of a few soon.

Pheasants run and run and run, then at the very last minute seem to think 'hang on, what if I flap these wing thingies, ooooh, I can fly'! Then they fly into oncoming traffic anyway!

My drive's full of pheasants every morning at the moment. It's quite a long drive (like 250 metres or something) and one of them ran in front of my car the whole way down the drive the other morning!!! Stupid fapping birds!

[Elfie]

I was once in a minibus with slidey windows and a a seagull got chopped in half by an open sliding window and the person sat in the seat next to the window got covered in half a bird and loads of carp going at 60 miles an hour. I think we found it funnier than he did

[Mini_Magic]

i was just driving down one of the country lanes by my house and i hear this huge BANG! so i pulled over and walked back to where it happened,
i found a dead pheasant.

it had ran/flown straight into the side of my mini! and then got splatted by the car behind me

thankfully my car is ok

it didnt half make me jump though!

I read that as peasant!

I once ran over a pheasant, its head smacked against my Astras plastic bumper. All I could see in my rear view was a cloud of feathers.

[MissSportyGT]

Lol i drove over one in my old car on dual carriageway and it made a big bang, it broke my grill

Luckily Ollie was in the car because i screamed and covered my eyes

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[minivanman]

Luckily Ollie was in the car because i screamed and covered my eyes

Women drivers

[taffy1967]

Sheep are pretty dumb too and they tend to lurk around the corners on the mountains here and they wait for some unsuspecting motorist and then run out in front of their car without any warning.

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[James182]

Dad hit a pheasant on a notorious road for it and smashed his grill to bits! lol cost him over a hundred moneys to put right! I laughed though.....until he said " its comin outa ur birthday present money" I got him back though

[MiniSal]

I did a tree-rat (squirrel) on 2006 L2B....it ran across the road and then ran back again- bump bump, cretinous creature !!!! That was my first roadkill in 11 years of driving. I also glanced one of those low flying fat and stupid pigeons on the roof rail of my Cooper........now that was like a snow storm behind me when I looked in my rear view mirror !!!!

[MissSportyGT]

Theres was a stupid Pheasant in the road through Slindon just as i was getting up speed to get up bury hill this morning its ok i had time to brake and i saved this ones life.

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[MiniJack]

When i was on the isle of mull in scotland my mate let me drive his 205 track car (big mistake) and we were traviling at a hefty rate of knots when a sheep ran out in front of us, i fink it took my mate about a week to unclentch.

[James182]

Has anyone had a pigeon fall asleep in a tree and fall onto ur roof when driving along? Me and mum had that! lol stoooopid animals. just heard thud and then a grey and white blobb fluttering away half asleep.

[Elfie]

Some mates of mine once saw a swan fly into high power cables. Apparently there was a big flash of light, a buzz, and then just feathers