41 replies to this topic

[Jackman]

Put some bricks under it, people will leave it then lol.

[jimbo_edmondo]

Even better anyone fancy hepling me move it 20 or so metres down the road? Now that'd confuse you lol! Bu**er someones stolen my car, but it had no wheels?!

Did it to my mates car after a house party once, went over the next morning to help do a bit of cleaning, one of the lads was still upstairs asleep and had left his keys by the door drove it 2 miles to a well known spot and went home! lol so funny the phonecall an hour later!
'S**T MY CARS GONE!!!!S**T!!!!'
Gave him a couple of mins but then he said he was guna call the police and report it so we told him. Was hilarious!

[Bluemini]

Maybe if I leave the bonnet open all night someone will take my engine out for me!

[jimbo_edmondo]

Stick a padlock on it that'll do the trick simpsons style. Just be sure it is only on the engine not the car! lol

[Jammy]

Problem is, if you stick a car on bricks in some parts of this country, you'll find it burnt out the next morning!!

[miniman5]

at least it was suported in the right places



tee hee no i didnt i thought the rest of the replys would be ohh sorry to see it like that and all that lol

[Jammy]

You do realise Bluemini was winding us up don't you Miniman5?! Or have you not bothered to read the posts again?

[Purple Tom]

we all thought it - jammy said it!!! :tongue:

Good wind up tho Bluemini, don't expect sympathy next time though!

[Jammy]

Thought I would come out of my shy retiring shell for once and speak up! :grin:

[millsminis]

Just read through this post and want a windup, nicely done Rich!!!

[chelseahelen]

Rotten Swine - I almost felt sorry for you!!

:gasp:

PS Jammy, you don't come over as shy!

[Pippy]

You rotter you!!! My mouth was swinging open as I thought of all the horrible things I could do to thieving swines... and then I cotton on.
D'oh!!!