20 replies to this topic

[nino87]

i was at a set of lights and guess what pulled up next to me an old granny in a bright red mobility scooter, she looked over and i knew it was on. i sat at the lights like an f1 driver in anticipation , as soon as the lights turnt amber i was off leaving her in a cloud of tyre smoke .i felt well good after.

[Jammy]

Did ya have ya neons on too blud?

[*DJH*]

lmfao, for a moment there i thought this was another boast thread

[nino87]

Did ya have ya neons on too blud?

no i didnt have them switched on at the time
her wireless system was louder than her exhaust thats how i knew id have her beat

[Mini-Mad-Craig]

Omg thats sick Blud u Merked Her good n propa Boiiis Bet ur hydrlcs ws pumpin bld at tha end isn't it

[yorkshirechris]

It's the ones in the bright red scooters you have to watch too, when they go senile they paint them red and pretend they're in a ferrari

[Mini-Mad-Craig]

It's the ones in the bright red scooters you have to watch too, when they go senile they paint them red and pretend they're in a ferrari

rosso corsa red haha

[gibba]

Did ya have ya neons on too blud?

god bless Jammy

[Hannioli]

lmao!!

One of my neighbours is a 90 year old woman who is surprisingly with it and in great health, she still drives and the other day we saw her picking up about 6 bricks cemented together (our wall had been knocked down) and lifting them a good 5 feet in the air! I have a sneaking suspicion she would race her mobility scooter if she had one!

[Mini_the_Minx]

Funny you mention this, I got properly done over by some old bloke in a Suzuki Swift. He must have been about 80+ and he torched me!!

I just tried to style it out.

Oh the Shame!!

[Baldspeed Racing]

did she manage to get the scooter up on the rear wheelie wheels?

[baker_boy]

woah!!! whats the deal, jus because he used 'sick' it automatically makes him a 'bruvva' does it??? man some people are waay to judgemental on here

good goin wiv the race, i tell you what some of those grannys pull maasive Gs' when on those scooters, and when there on the limiter at 8mph its insane!

[Juju]

In my world a sick race is the first (or last) person to blow chunks.

[Mini-Mad-Craig]

woah!!! whats the deal, jus because he used 'sick' it automatically makes him a 'bruvva' does it??? man some people are waay to judgemental on here

good goin wiv the race, i tell you what some of those grannys pull maasive Gs' when on those scooters, and when there on the limiter at 8mph its insane!

Its Not that, Its Kinda Like a Rant i suppose, taking the outta the Chavs that come on here and say Like 'Oh yeah did a full 360 in my mini in the rain, proper good isn't it' and start a topic about that, none of us really care, minis aernt about that.