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[Scallywag630]

Sitting in a bar the Scotsman says, "As good as this bar is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two"

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true.

"Did this actually happen to you?" asked the Englishman.

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."

[mini danny]

Sitting in a bar the Scotsman says, "As good as this bar is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two"

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true.

"Did this actually happen to you?" asked the Englishman.

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."

haha thats good

[danrock101]

lol made me laugh

[davet25]

brilliant made me laff
going to use this one down the pub tommorrow

[M J W J]

I can beat that.

My local in Wellington used to allow us pour our own pints. We used to leave IOU notes for them (we did pay so I think that is why the landlord trusted my mate alex and any of his friends including me). We were once were asked if we wanted some chips so obviously being students we all said yes. 15minutes later we get chips, ketchup, vinegar and bread to make chip buttys. More impressive is that this was from a pub that didn't serve food. The landlord left the bar to go make them and again we served our own drinks. The place always had a lock in and when my mate's girlfriend asked for a vodka mix and they didn't have any the landlord put his jacket on and went down to Morrisons to buy more. He locked the place up and left us there inside to get our own drinks.

It's a shame that the pub isn't open anymore (something to do with illegal business practices ) and also that about 90% of its business was from New college Telford. Anybody round my age and from Telford and Wrekin area can probably work out which pub I am on about.

We also got a lock in on christmas day in the Corbet in Market Drayton. £1 a pint as well.