Wow. Good to see thousands of tax payees money was so well spent on their education. People like that should not be allowed to breed. Whenever I see chav's I get the urge to beat the living ******* out of them. I don't obviously, but they're just scum IMO.
Chavs Do Make Me Laugh... :/
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, Jan 14 2011 10:42 AM
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 05:05 PM
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 10:06 PM
i can beat that...was walking my lad to school, two quality girls behind us. one says to the other "i'm going to be a lawyer because i'm dead good at arguing"
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Posted 15 January 2011 - 02:51 AM
Haha thats jokes!! What idiots! 
You can't hate chavs too much though, I mean whenever I see a chav it gives me a great feeling of acheivement knowing that I can actually form a proper sentence and do basic maths... and have more than 2 brain cells. lol. Dumb chavs always manage to put a smile on my face.
You can't hate chavs too much though, I mean whenever I see a chav it gives me a great feeling of acheivement knowing that I can actually form a proper sentence and do basic maths... and have more than 2 brain cells. lol. Dumb chavs always manage to put a smile on my face.
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Posted 15 January 2011 - 09:09 AM
LOL
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Posted 15 January 2011 - 10:07 AM
So I was in Matalan this morning, went in to buy myself a cheap sweater.
Anyway, two chavs, I'd say about 17/18 walk in. The conversation between them went as follows:
Chav: Babe come here
Chavette: Yeah what?
Chav: Can you do 10%?
Chavette: What's that?
Chav: These socks are £4 but they've got 10% off, how much is that?
Chavette: I don't know how to do that
Chav: Oh... do you reckon they'll be less than £2?
Made my morning
Clever Chavette: Per sock - yes.
isnt that an oxymoron
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Posted 15 January 2011 - 10:15 AM
I think they are both "oxymorons"!So I was in Matalan this morning, went in to buy myself a cheap sweater.
Anyway, two chavs, I'd say about 17/18 walk in. The conversation between them went as follows:
Chav: Babe come here
Chavette: Yeah what?
Chav: Can you do 10%?
Chavette: What's that?
Chav: These socks are £4 but they've got 10% off, how much is that?
Chavette: I don't know how to do that
Chav: Oh... do you reckon they'll be less than £2?
Made my morning
Clever Chavette: Per sock - yes.
isnt that an oxymoron
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Posted 16 January 2011 - 06:12 PM
i grew up and live on a chavy council estate and i still have no idea what they are talking about
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Posted 16 January 2011 - 06:14 PM
hahaha what a whopper!!
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Posted 16 January 2011 - 06:16 PM
They can't be chavs if they were actually going to pay for the socks
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