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[firefox]

There was a lad bit of a drop out had a crush on an Idian girl
who worked in the corner shop
everytime he asked her out she laughed and refused
so walking down the street he kicked a carling beer can
out pops a geni wow he said
the geni grants him one wish with 3 guesses
mmmm can i have 10 million in the bank
NO said the geni you cannot have money
Can i have a nice girl to love and cherish me
NO said the geni you cannot have love
last wish
Can i be lucky YES said the geni, granted, and dissapears
that night he is at the club having a few pints with his raffel tickets in his hand
he won top prize the first thing he has ever won in his life
sunday morning he checks his lottery tickets 6 numbers on a rollover
bloody hell i am lucky cant belive it
so next thing comes to his mind his one true love
Straight down the corner shop
Can i take you out for a couple of drinks and a nice meal
Yes says the Indian girl he is bowled over god iam lucky
after a nice night he askes her back for a coffee
rumpy pumpy on his mind they end up in bed

doing his best he sees the red spot on her forhead
and rubbes it off BLOODY HELL I HAVE WON A CAR

[RawlinsGTR]

Erm..

[samsfern]

... Ok then.

[danny19boy86]

tumbleweed

[Artful Dodger]

rumpy......pumpy.........? okay.

[jbs.998]

Someone should get their coat!

[robbie-woods]

lol bye bye

[maggies_minder]

even plants just died...

[firefox]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss might think I was 'crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good God are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, "... And where do you think you're going?"
She replied, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

[maggies_minder]

put the shovel down, they arent getting any better...

[firefox]

I think you all need a few pints down your neck or an injection of humour i bet you are a wow at a party yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

[maggies_minder]

I think you all need a few pints down your neck or an injection of humour i bet you are a wow at a party yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

i think you need to pull your sense of humour out of the 70's

[firefox]

I think you all need a few pints down your neck or an injection of humour i bet you are a wow at a party yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

i think you need to pull your sense of humour out of the 70's

60'S if you dont mind

[JustSteve]

put the shovel down, they arent getting any better...

Now now Maggie... the second one was slightly more amusing, and less racist

[MaxAndPaddy]

The second joke was better!!.....But compared to the first that isnt high praise

<<<<< Its 9 o'clock its boozeville time!!!

(might find it funnier in an hour or 3 )