Here is a list of companies below catering for most tastes:-
Sex with your partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someone else's partner - Legal and General
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with someone different - Go Compare.
Sex with a fat person - More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.
Sex with an OAP - Saga !
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
Sex on the back seat of an old Vauxhall - Aviva
Sex with two women - Co-operative
Sex with a sheep - Farmer's Mutual
Sex for Free - Liberty
Sex with a bloke - Hiscox
Sex in a church - Ecclesiastical
Shared Sex - Equity Syndicate
Sex with the dog - Churchill
A tight fit! - XL
No sex - Prudential
Sex Insurance
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Bungle
, Mar 10 2012 09:42 AM
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Bungle
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Posted 10 March 2012 - 09:42 AM
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MaxAndPaddy
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Spamela Anderson
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Posted 10 March 2012 - 09:48 AM
Well for me its:-Sex with your partner - Standard Life
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels ......Policy now out of date
No sex - Prudential ...... Use them spasmodically depending on 'dog house' status
Sex with two women - Co-operative....Use them when asleep
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se_juggles
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Posted 10 March 2012 - 11:17 AM
Haha can always count on bungle to make me chuckle when I have work all day lol
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Posted 10 March 2012 - 12:05 PM
Quality, where does adrian flux come into this lmao
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coopdog
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Posted 10 March 2012 - 09:27 PM
Quality, where does adrian flux come into this lmao
when you get f**ked
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ac427
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 10:59 AM
Fast Hospital sex - Pace Ward
Incest - Sun Alliance
Incest - Sun Alliance
Edited by ac427, 13 March 2012 - 10:59 AM.
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BlueBell
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 11:20 AM
Quality, where does adrian flux come into this lmao
Wasn't that the film with Charlize Theron in it wearing PVC?
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TORZIEnJIM
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 11:22 AM
Quality, where does adrian flux come into this lmao
when you get f**ked
Just spat out my tea laughing
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