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#1 Sam14

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:33 AM

I really hate my mini, its unreliable crap and falling apart, never ending rust and problems where ever i look on it

It does my head in.

It a clubman estate

So decided last night as ive had enough to take a sledgehammer to it to vent some frustration.

Kicked it and hit it with whatever i could find.

Hit it so hard i caved in the roof

I decide it would look nice if it was burnt haha, so obviously that raised a lot of attention from the neighbours having these huge flames and the smell of burning 80's interior. So this fire bridgade came and ive been fined and my clubman has been taken away to be crushed.




































Hahah April fools

#2 Frank the Tank

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:36 AM

:tumble:

#3 MaxAndPaddy

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:37 AM

Didnt see that coming Sam

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#4 jackgreen91

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:39 AM

Ha ha Haaaaaa
Such a good one....

#5 Sam14

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:16 AM

Wasnt brilliant had a good one simmering in my mind and then it just went hahah

#6 luke186

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:23 AM

well I fell for it! hahaha :lol:

#7 Mini Cheddars

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:33 AM

I don't get it.

#8 puggered

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:33 AM

lol good one Sam. For a moment there I forgot what the date was

#9 SamMason

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:56 AM

Pah, Ha, Hah..

Very good >_<

#10 Sam14

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 12:05 PM

Haha thanks

Just to note... i love my clubman :P hahaha pained me to write that, you know :P

#11 jaydee

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 12:07 PM

April fools!!!

#12 mab01uk

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:07 PM

BMW (and more recently MINI) have a long history of running April Fools adverts and April Fools Day 2012 is no exception with this.........

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"The MINI feels very much at home just about anywhere on the planet. And soon the world will also be the oyster of MINI drivers and their entourages. 12 days on from the “official” start of spring, MINI can announce its arrival among the ranks of camping outfitters. A sumptuously appointed caravan with two sleeping bays and a roof-top tent (also designed for two) in the classic John Cooper Works colour scheme will whet the appetite for do-it-yourself summer holidays peppered with spur-of-the-moment detours along the way. The British premium car maker is very literally inviting us all to dream, while reinforcing its status as a universal supplier of stylish mobility solutions. Its aim is clear: following the unveiling of the MINI Clubvan Concept – the first MINI for everyday business use – at the Geneva Motor Show in early March 2012, come 1 April it will be time to offer customers a very MINI holiday experience as well."
More:
http://www.motoringf...i-goes-camping/

#13 Bearface

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 03:39 PM

Hahahahaha!

#14 mk1leg

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 03:53 PM

Love the caravan................but I bet it cost as much as the mini.................TOO MUCH.............. :proud:

#15 holmesy

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 04:57 PM

is it bad that i like the look of the BMW on the left? if only it had a different name to it!




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