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[Frank the Tank]

2 genuine comments from the wife today.

"What was that animal called in the film 'Groundhog day'?"

And my favourite;

Me watching the golf - "Wow, this bloke just hit an albatross"

Wife - "Oh really, did he kill it?"

I honestly thought she was trying to waaah me.

Now I would consider the long haired general as fairly bright which is why I cherish these moments.

[Stitch306]

If you want to get clever the animal was called Punxsutawney Phil :)

[Frank the Tank]

Touche, however what I should have typed was "what was that animal........." not what was his name. Good point well presented though.

[minimartin1]

Lol
My mate was on the phone to his mrs and he was on about renting some land owned by the royal family. I suggested they email the queen at
[email protected]

To which his mrs answered. Is that really her address because I'll send her an email while your at work

Oh how we laughed

Doh

[MaxAndPaddy]

While watching the football Mrs Max asked how they got all the people in the stands to dress in the right colours to make the england flag

[Black.Ghost]

They phone them all up before the game. I had a call once saying I need to wear yellow to a game at Old Trafford to spell out Sir Alex.

[simon cummings]

An old boss of mine was out for a drive with his wife in the 70's and they were following a car that had it's hydrolastic suspension very low on one side.
I cant remember what car he said it was except it had the spare wheel under the boot floor, and the owner had wrapped it in black bin liners, these had become all torn and tattered over time and were streaming out from under the back of the car.
Anyway just to make conversation he said to his wife "the hydrolastic is down on that car look"
After a few minutes she pointed to the bin liner and said "is that the elastic hanging down there?"

[chipster196]

my sister cam out with an awesome 1 the other day after my move to norfolk from high wycombe.

"where is norfolk, its up north isnt it"

"no vicky its in east anglia"

"oh yeah thats the bit inbetween yorkshire and wales isnt it"