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#1 cradley-heathen

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 07:25 PM

the missis text me today while she was at work saying that loads of people have been going home with it from her office.

now as much as i love her, how exactly do i explain why i wont go anywhere near her until i know she is in the clear? a few years back i seemed to get this every year, without fail. since then i always find myself worrying i will get it again.....

infact she has just ventured from the other room to the loo upstairs, i am now getting ready to hear the inevitable!

wish me luck guys!

#2 Alex_B

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 07:27 PM

Grow a beard? seemed to work for Sonikk on here with his missus on the Movember thread ;)

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 07:37 PM

Stop showering for the winter, people wont want to go near you then.

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 07:37 PM

Make her wear a black cross until she has done at least three firm stools. Until then banish her to the shed.

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 07:40 PM

if you are living in the same house as someone who has it, you WILL get it. just so contageous! i got it last year, it was grim!

not getting it this time, going to do some serious barricading if someone gets it in the house....

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 07:59 PM

10 people in my house

If someone gets it he house is always empty :P

Usually finds it way around at least 3 or 4 people though :(

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 11:12 PM

Avoid physical contact with her, make your own meals and thoroughly scrub your hands with anti bacterial soap before you eat.

They tried an experiment on mythbusters to see how fair infection spreads. They used an invisible fluid that glowed under a UV light. It was amazing to see how much the table glowed after the first experiment. By following the rules above they found that you could massively reduce the risk of contamination




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