1. Earthquakes happen when Rajinikanth does push ups
2. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
3. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars -- that’s why there are no signs of life there.
4. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
5. If you spell ‘Rajinikanth’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
6. Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque and the bank bounced.
7. Michael Jordan says to Rajinikanth, "I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?" Rajinikanth replies, "How do you think the earth spins?"
8. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli (rice cakes) in McDonald’s, and got it.
9. If Rajinikanth was born 100 years earlier, the British would have fought to get independence from India.
10. When Rajnikanth logs on to Facebook.com, Facebook updates its status message!
11. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
12. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
13. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
14. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
15. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Edited by Teapot, 20 November 2012 - 09:49 AM.
