This is very old and pre-dates the Internet.
THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON
by Eddy Current
One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-farad
decided to seek out a cute coil to let him discharge.
He picked up Milli-amp and took her for a ride on his
megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge,
around line waves, and stopped in the magnetic field
by a flowing current.
Micro-farad, attracted by Milli-amp’s characteristic curves,
soon had her fully charged and excited, her resistance to
a minimum, He laid her on a ground potential, raised her
frequency and lowered her reluctance.
Pulling out his high voltage probe, he inserted it in her
source, connecting them in parallel, and began short-
circuiting her resistance shunt. Fully excited, Milli-amp
mumbled “Mho, Mho give me Mho”.
With his tube operating at a maximum and her field vibrating
with his current flow, Milli-amp soon reached her saturation
point. The excessive current flow caused her shunt to over
heat and Micro-farad rapidly discharged and drained every
electron. They fluxed all night, trying various connections
and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost all of its
field strength.
Afterwards, Milli-amp tried self-induction and damaged
her solenoids. With his plate fully discharged, Micro-farad
was unable to excite his field, so they spent the rest of the
night reversing polarity and blowing each other fuses.
Edited by xrocketengineer, 27 January 2013 - 02:49 PM.
