Who said men were unromantic.
My friend's wife being the romantic sort, just sent him a text.
It read:-
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send
me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
Love you x.
He replied........Am having a crap. What should I do ?
What's Love Got To Do With It ?
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, Mar 19 2013 11:37 PM
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Posted 20 March 2013 - 12:00 AM
Man you are on a roll! 
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Posted 20 March 2013 - 12:22 AM
True story:
One of my former younger female coworkers had just found out that she was pregnant. She wanted to share the good news so she sent a text message while she was at work to another female coworker (in her late 40's) that simply said - I am pregnant! The older coworker was so excited about the news, that she forwarded the text message to her husband (late 50's) since they all were very close.
To her surprise, she did not receive any reply or phone call from her husband during work hours. When she got home, she found her husband emotionally drained. When she explained to him that she had just forwarded the text message, the husband explained that he had been envisioning his future as a new parent with his kid graduating from high school when he was in his eighty's. When he received the message he thought his wife was pregnant and got so nervous that forgot how to call or text her back and "he did not know if he should s**t or go blind".
One of my former younger female coworkers had just found out that she was pregnant. She wanted to share the good news so she sent a text message while she was at work to another female coworker (in her late 40's) that simply said - I am pregnant! The older coworker was so excited about the news, that she forwarded the text message to her husband (late 50's) since they all were very close.
To her surprise, she did not receive any reply or phone call from her husband during work hours. When she got home, she found her husband emotionally drained. When she explained to him that she had just forwarded the text message, the husband explained that he had been envisioning his future as a new parent with his kid graduating from high school when he was in his eighty's. When he received the message he thought his wife was pregnant and got so nervous that forgot how to call or text her back and "he did not know if he should s**t or go blind".
Edited by xrocketengineer, 20 March 2013 - 12:26 AM.
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Posted 20 March 2013 - 03:11 PM
There is a joke between me and my friend's girl friend that I made when we had all had a few to drink (genuine absinthe is lethal). None of us can remember what the joke was but I remember the punch line was either she tells my mate (her boy friend) she is pregnant or makes him a bacon sandwich.
My cousin broke it to her husband that she was pregnant by buying him a worlds greatest dad mug on fathers day. I think Matt her husband was a little confuse to begin with but did work it out in the end. They were trying for a baby so is kind of funny.
My cousin broke it to her husband that she was pregnant by buying him a worlds greatest dad mug on fathers day. I think Matt her husband was a little confuse to begin with but did work it out in the end. They were trying for a baby so is kind of funny.
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