Edited by Mini-Mad-Craig, 11 April 2013 - 06:45 PM.
Alcoholics Anonymous
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 06:43 PM
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 06:54 PM
Why is it called alcoholics anonymus when the first thing you do is stand up and say "my name is sam and im an alcoholic" ?
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 07:02 PM
Because their real name is Gerald but they are so Pi**ed they forget.Why is it called alcoholics anonymus when the first thing you do is stand up and say "my name is sam and im an alcoholic" ?
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 07:43 PM
Why is it called alcoholics anonymus when the first thing you do is stand up and say "my name is sam and im an alcoholic" ?
I believe that the "Anonymous" part refers to AA members and groups remaining anonymous to the public and the media, as opposed to each other. Although I actually prefer Tamworthbay's explanation above if I'm honest.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 05:47 PM
To be pedantic the caption should read.
"Hi, my name is Terry... and I'm a cell"
Several cells put together are a battery.
"Hi, my name is Terry... and I'm a cell"
Several cells put together are a battery.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 05:52 PM
To be pedantic the caption should read.
"Hi, my name is Terry... and I'm a cell"
Several cells put together are a battery.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 06:17 PM
Well more than one cell. Two cells are a battery
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 07:03 PM
Well more than one cell. Two cells are a battery
Unless of course you plug it into the mains first and add a pinch of seasoning, in which case it's then "charged with a salt & battery"!!
..... I'll get my coat!!
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Posted 17 April 2013 - 10:06 PM
Well more than one cell. Two cells are a battery
Unless of course you plug it into the mains first and add a pinch of seasoning, in which case it's then "charged with a salt & battery"!!
..... I'll get my coat!!
That was shocking...
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 03:41 PM
I used to know a guy who stole batteries and ate them, when the police caught him he was charged.
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 04:28 PM
Not a positive experience then?I used to know a guy who stole batteries and ate them, when the police caught him he was charged.
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 04:49 PM
No, but my other mate who was caught eating fireworks was let off.Not a positive experience then?
I used to know a guy who stole batteries and ate them, when the police caught him he was charged.
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 04:53 PM
Explosive newsNo, but my other mate who was caught eating fireworks was let off.
Not a positive experience then?
I used to know a guy who stole batteries and ate them, when the police caught him he was charged.
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 05:05 PM
I am sure some bright spark thought it was a good ideaExplosive news
No, but my other mate who was caught eating fireworks was let off.
Not a positive experience then?
I used to know a guy who stole batteries and ate them, when the police caught him he was charged.
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 05:58 PM
Oh geez, these jokes are atrocious, there just isnt any current in them, they just are lacking a certain "spark"
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