I am planning on purchasing a Soda Stream, as Heston Blumenthal claims it can make Blue Nun taste like a decent champagne.
Let's get busy with the fizzy.
You mean "Soda Stream" still exists?? 
I thought it was an 80's phenomenon from my childhood that's now long since gone!! ( a bit like Betamax Video, Rubix Cubes and children's entertainers that didn't turn out to be pedophiles!!
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Never mind Betamax, I've still got a Phillips 2000 in the loft!
But yes, Soda Streams are still going - and I've never been wrongly touched by one.
I did blow one up in my granddad's kitchen though, whilst trying to make milk fizzy.
The smell was funky for quite a while afterwards