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[Ivor Badger]

I take amusement from noting car names and then slightly distorting them to make them more apt. 

Examples

Vauxhall Insignia = insignificant

Nissan Juke = Puke

Nissan Note = Snot

Fiat Doblo = Blobo

There is also the Nissan garden shed, Ford Mundane, Ford Fiasco

 

The one I noticed to today and probably the best while sitting behind a Vauxhall suv was AntaraSE

[Tamworthbay]

Vauxhall disastra
Nissan joke
Toyota Merde (but that was named by them!!!!!)

There are many others.....

[Spud_133]

Mondonkey
Festa
All agro
Metrot
Crapi
They are others I can't think of right now

[A-Cell]

A Dam Vauxhall
and of course the infamous All Agro
the Vauxhall Shove it (Chevette), the original #takes your breath away
Hillman (P)imp

[samsfern]

Astra - ashtray

Focus - sucof

[Spud_133]

Ovlov

[toyboy396]

Nissan Squashi

[MINI WILL]

Subaru impreza = Subaru Impress-Her

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tamworthbay]

Subaru impreza = Subaru Impress-Her
 
 
 
 
 

that is the one thing you can guarantee it won't do!

[Spud_133]

With a car which sounds like its on. 3 cylinders

[RedRallyMini]

Mercedes = Miserydes

 

Citroën = Shitroën

 

and the one from Austin Powers: Jaguar = Shaguar.

Edited by RedRallyMini, 04 August 2013 - 12:51 AM.

[Daviewonder]

Kia Sadowner

[Mini 360]

Chrysler PT Loser......

[mininuts]

Ford Fester

Discovery Tdi....ous

Bodge Shitro

[MrBounce]

Vauxhall Insomnia (Insignia)