I really need to go on a diet, but I have far too much on my plate at the moment
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, Nov 14 2024 12:25 PM
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Posted 01 June 2025 - 09:39 AM
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Posted 01 June 2025 - 07:56 PM
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Posted 01 June 2025 - 08:19 PM
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Posted 01 June 2025 - 09:34 PM
RIP to Gino the italian chef, he pasta way
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Posted 05 June 2025 - 08:03 PM
My wife asked me if I could clear the table, I had to have a bit of a run up but I made it
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Posted 08 June 2025 - 11:44 AM
A phone engineer, working in the street, asked me "What time is it?"
I replied "Between 8am and 1pm, but much more likely to be half past five!"
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Posted 12 June 2025 - 08:34 PM
My friend David lost his ID today, he's now known as Dav
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Posted 16 June 2025 - 08:57 PM
Big Mac went into a bar and the barman shouts "we don't serve food in here!"
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Posted 17 June 2025 - 10:07 AM
Went to the pub last night 'The Fiddle', it was the worst pub I've ever been to
It really was a vile inn.
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Posted 23 June 2025 - 02:59 PM
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
An animal that's in a baaaaad moooood
An animal that's in a baaaaad moooood
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Posted 23 June 2025 - 09:18 PM
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