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[psycho mini driver]

well....i was just driving home from my girlfriends, and i was cruising happily at 60ish, all of a sudden, into my shamfully dim head lights appeared a badger about 10m infront of me,it just stood there. i tried slowing, but there was know chance, and the thing didnt want to move, so unfortunatly i had to hit it. there was know way i was going to swirve (my mate rote off a clio swirving for a phesant). rip badger. the bloody thing wrote off my number plate though and dented my front a bit.but it could have been worse if id swirved.

[philster]

badger skin rug anyone?

[psycho mini driver]

my car refused to start aswell today, believe the starter motor was jammed, as it wouldnt jump start, but it bump started. quite a day really. (it wouldnt start just 2 miniutes after id said to my girlfriend ''although it has problems....its always started and never broken down'')

[lewis]

unlucky mate (for u and mr badger), was it quite a mess?

[m3ntalist]

Poor badger

*1 minute silence*

[tom]

Someone told me that if you ever get attacked by a badger, the best thing to do is to put ryvtia around your ankles. Apparently, when a badger bites you, it woun't let go until it hears the bones crack. THe idea is, that it cracks the ryvita, and lets go.

So, next time you see someeone with ryvita in their socks, you'll know why.

[philster]

my car refused to start aswell today, believe the starter motor was jammed, as it wouldnt jump start, but it bump started. quite a day really. (it wouldnt start just 2 miniutes after id said to my girlfriend ''although it has problems....its always started and never broken down'')

so the badger mafia have sabotaged you're car,

best check the brakes just to be safe!

[Dom]

you had a lucky escape, a friend of mine wrote of his money by hitting one at 60

[Purple Tom]

i'm interested to know how someone being attacked by a badger would have the presence of mind to put a ryvita down their socks!

"excuse mr ravenous savage badger, please stop attacking me while I craftily slip this ryvita into my sock, so you'll think you've hurt me when you haven't really, mwahahahaha!"

Good plan though, although a stick might be easier to find in the areas badgers reside!!!

You were lucky with the damage encoutered really, badgers are heavy buggers, could have knackered your grille or damaged the front panel/wing seam.

[BlAck0ut]

probably wrote the badger off to then

[BlAck0ut]

I found the victim!

[ppopsie]

That's no badger, it's Basil Brush in drag.

[miniman5]

ahh poo rthing! more road pizza for the crows!

[Madmax]

aaah badger flapjack.

one of my mates hit a fox at 90mph the other day....


the fox has yet to be found, well half a fox is yet to be found

[BlAck0ut]

ouch!



Round my area the gypos pikc up the local road kill and keep it in their caravans for an end of summer road kill barbeque