As its past no moan week, I want to moan now

Let me set the day out for you... Your due to catch a flight at 12midnight, so with plenty of time, you take your time to go and pick your friend up, that lives 2hrs away.
I decieded to go in the Van, as its NEVER let me down before, and after doing almost 13k miles since April this year, and never missing a beat, a small trip of 200miles is nothing. Well....
Head of to pickup my said friend, Van is trooping away as normal, but get near the M4 after going though Swindon, and the Van starts to "choke".
I put up with it, thinking its just a bit of C**p in the carb, and it'll clear........ get going properly on the motorway, the Van would rev past 50mph, foot to the floor and nothing, just plain flat, choking, couching and spluttering. Get to my destination, and the engine dies, and it found it hard to restart.
Get it going, and head to Hell-frauds for some carb cleaner, just incase it was C**p in the carb, and it needed a help.. nope, get about 5 miles down the road, and it a pull over and ring the breakdown company...
Ring the AA, explianed what the syptoms are, and that I'll NEED a tow, as I suspect it to be head gasket. This being around 1pm, found my membership had run out :doing: (lost paper work their end apparntly) So pay £120 to get a tow home... only to find as I was already broken down, they'll only tow me for 50miles, and I'll have to pay £2 per mile after that... so I agreed to it all, I needed to get home.
So sat on the hard shoulder for about 2hrs, when I get a call, "Hi, its the AA, Where are you, I can;t find you"... explained I was on J10 of the M4, and then he said "Oh, I am MILES away from there, the office has given me the wrong details"

So ring head office, and I eventully had to put onto the Manager, as the muppets on the phones were useless. Give him his due, he did try all he could to get someone to me asap. But eventually, he organsises a tow to a safe place, then arrange someone to pick us up from there.
So the first truck arrives around 5pm, and takes us to reading services (that chap was a awesomly nice man taking us there) so rang the AA again and told them I am at the services, and "politely" told the to hurry up. While eating a quick snack, the second AA man rings "Hi, its the AA, I am with your Van. Need the keys to load it onto the Dolly". So theres me skipping with joy that after ringing at 1pm, saying I had broken down, we eventaully got on our way at 6pm....
Remember now, I needed to be at the airport 2hrs before the flight... and I live 2hrs away from the Airport... so ideally need to be home BY 7.30/8pm. Get on our way as I said, 60mph all the way from Reading services to Hereford. We arrive home, finally at 8.30pm!!!!
So it was dump the Van, load the Nissan and away we went

But since getting back this morning, I have found whats wrong with my poorly Van...... the Rings in #2 cylinder have gone

Not really a problem as such, as now I can use the 998, as spares to finish the 1380

Sorry for the rant, but AA are C**p!!! I am now a member of the AA AND RAC as according the friendly AA man that took us home, the biggest problem was due to Minis being narrow, it might not fit onto the Dolly, so they were hunting round for a pickup, and a driver that was ok with going to Hereford (even though, its their job to pickup and tow home ANY member)
So Rant over, and I have this as a memory...
