Show Me Your Rear
#211
Posted 06 October 2013 - 05:58 PM
#212
Posted 06 October 2013 - 07:46 PM
I knew there was a clean way to say what I was thinking.
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I regret posting this now as I have no idea what you are all talking about
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what do men make out of their man sausage that women dont? i was being dirty minded.
#213
Posted 07 October 2013 - 03:29 PM
what do men make out of their man sausage that women dont? i was being dirty minded.I regret posting this now as I have no idea what you are all talking aboutI knew there was a clean way to say what I was thinking.
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That doesn't make sense, I'm not a boy..
#214
Posted 07 October 2013 - 03:46 PM
#215
Posted 07 October 2013 - 03:47 PM
#216
Posted 07 October 2013 - 03:55 PM
#217
Posted 07 October 2013 - 06:20 PM
#218
Posted 07 October 2013 - 06:53 PM
You started it by putting it down in words. LOLHi shauna.ok here goes.im going to try and explain this as best i can without offending anyone.wen a boy likes something alot.(normally a girl but in this case a mini)he takes his little self off to somewhere private.dreaming of the car in this case ..........well the only way to say it really is your mini looks like someone likes it that much its been masturbated over.white stuff all over car.sorry im blushing as u read this.and im sorry if offensive.help me out guys.pleeeeease.
No help this time but this is Soooooooo funny.
But to fair to Shauna my wife didn't get it until you so lovenly explained it.
Edited by phil.lingard, 07 October 2013 - 07:02 PM.
#219
Posted 07 October 2013 - 07:42 PM
#220
Posted 07 October 2013 - 07:50 PM
Sorry guys for lettin the girls into the world of manhood.watch there faces every time u wash cars now or disappear for five mins.lol.and sorry to shauna if i offended her.sorry.
I'm not offended haha. The 'joke' doesn't really work as I'm not a boy, hence not getting it. But thank you none the less for explain it, you have a wonderful way with words!
#221
Posted 07 October 2013 - 07:54 PM
#222
Posted 07 October 2013 - 07:57 PM
I thought most girls had dirty minds too ;)
#223
Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:02 PM
It was like a dad telling his son the facts of life!
Best reason not to have children, I am not telling them about the birds and the bees. Mostly because I don't even know the story..
#224
Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:04 PM
#225
Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:17 PM
at least some one got my joke :) sorry shauna for the confusion
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