That was early June. Fast Forward 3-months and I've just received a call from the local vets to say that our 'missing' cat Alfie has been hanging around a large house & estate for the few months or so! Goddamn cats, you feed them, give them their shots provide a loving warm house... and then they *melons* off and shack up with some other schmuck.
Anyway, to be honest I'm quite relieved as the worst part about a missing pet is that you just don't know what has happened to them, such as if they'd gotten themselves trapped or injured and couldn't get home. This way, Mr Alfie Cat is going to be tucking into salmon mousse every night with slow mice to bat about as he wants.











