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[Jimmy Hat]

Naaaah... I dont think that makes it any easier at all... Well even if I did I wouldn't want to tell you

[M44K TS]

Just tell them the truth...

... That your girlfriends parents get in from work at about 7pm so you only have about 3 hours to get your leg over and half hour to get home?

[Marky Tizz]

Just tell them the truth...

... That your girlfriends parents get in from work at about 7pm so you only have about 3 hours to get your leg over and half hour to get home?

Fantastic.

[Jimmy Hat]

Okay, just tell them you're going around to your mates house, Friday is the start of the weekend anyway.

Anyway, it's well past your bedtime, go to sleep or you won't get up for school in the morning.

PS - I thought there was a Dry Ski Slope around Sheffield (re Snowboarding)?

Hmmm... I guess... but every friday? I dunno. Footy sounds more believable.

Actually, good point... but this thread's far more important than getting up for school

There is a dry ski slope, but really, you dont know my parents, theyd want to come down the slope with me holding my hand

[nicksuth]

Che Guevara + Jimmy Hat = ??? can you explain the connection?

[nathansminis]

this is so good. at this rate you will have enough excuses to have a differentone every week! (just make sure snowboarding is this week)

i know you say they are nosey, but whats wrong with them knowing? its some kind of dancing - cant be that bad.









unless your into morris dancing

(no offence to morris dancers was meant in this reply)

[Jimmy Hat]

Che Guevara + Jimmy Hat = ??? can you explain the connection?

No

Edited by Jimmy Hat, 04 February 2009 - 11:17 PM.

[nicksuth]

M44K TS - I think you've sussed it?

Jimmy Hat
A complex device that can help prevent both overpopulation and intercellular war. This device can come in many different varieties - such as slippery, bumpy, and strawberry.

In other words, a condom.
Make sure you always wear a Jimmy Hat while wildly thrusting into the subject of your lust.

............ is your Boyfriend call "Che"???

[M44K TS]

nicksuth - don't take this the wrong way, but i take it you're a more mature member (i.e. old fart lol)


Jimmy - Just say that you're going round your mates to play on his new ps3 or something, parents are gullible at times. I wouldn't find it so strange if i was a parent and my son or daughter was out round their friends house on a friday night.

[Jimmy Hat]

I know! Got lots of good ones here, my favourite so far's the footy one... if you're that sure it's dancing, how can you be sure I havent joined the junior chippendales society or something??

Its not anything to do with dancing, I just dont want them to know... Lets just say it's not the activity itself I don't want them knowing baout

[Marky Tizz]

Is it 'because you're learning something new and you don't want them to know yet, you're gonna surprise them with your new mad skillz when you get good.

[mighty mini jack]

I know
I'll leave it to you though jim'

[Jimmy Hat]

Is my boyfriend called Che...?
Well I could just say I'm going to a mate's but the problem with that is I'm gonna be going every friday for the next 2 years. Might be a bit sick of playing on his PS3 by then

[Jimmy Hat]

I know
I'll leave it to you though jim'

Sorry, what is it you know?

[Marky Tizz]

2 years? Community service!