How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-ticles
Posted 09 February 2018 - 07:59 PM
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-ticles
Posted 13 February 2018 - 12:40 AM
What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?
Edward
What do you call a man with three planks of wood on his head?
Edward Woodward
What do you call a man with four planks of wood on his head?
Dunno but Edward Woodward would
Posted 18 February 2018 - 06:25 PM
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I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet. Only for about twenty seconds - and only once
Posted 22 February 2018 - 09:50 PM
Disgusted to hear that despite the recent fiasco of DHL failing to deliver KFC products that they have now gone and won the Cadburys contract, great timing just before Easter!
Problem is they now don't know what to deliver first.. The chicken or the egg!
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I have seen my inner beauty! And I got the pictures from my colonoscopy to prove it ..... even though some of them are "crappy".
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“My wife texted me this evening to say she was in casualty. But I’ve watched two episodes now and I haven’t seen her once. I’m still waiting for my dinner.”
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Why didn't Jesus come from Hartlepool?
They couldn't find three wise men and virgin.
A girl in Hartlepool is wearing a white shell suit, what do you call her?
The bride.
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