I've always fancied a job cleaning mirrors...
Definitely a job I could see myself doing!
Posted 27 August 2018 - 06:05 PM
I've always fancied a job cleaning mirrors...
Definitely a job I could see myself doing!
Posted 27 August 2018 - 06:07 PM
A man was arrested yesterday after falling into a combine harvester whilst trying to steal it.
He's being bailed tomorrow.
Posted 28 August 2018 - 07:50 AM
Dirty Derek our local flasher is thinking of retiring...
But has decided to stick it out for another year.
Posted 28 August 2018 - 03:58 PM
Posted 29 August 2018 - 09:43 AM
A man goes into the doctors with a steering wheel in his pants.
Doctor "What happened here then?"
Patient "I don't know but it's driving me nuts..."
Posted 29 August 2018 - 12:31 PM
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Posted 29 August 2018 - 12:36 PM
Posted 02 September 2018 - 04:08 PM
I was in the chemist, and a lady said to me "does this Viagra work?"
I said "I believe it does, yes"
she then asked "Can you get it over the counter?"
I said "I might do if I take a couple!"
Posted 02 September 2018 - 06:26 PM
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Posted 06 October 2018 - 08:39 AM
This morning I had two guys standing on my doorstep telling me how brown bread was going to save the world.
Damn Hovis witnesses!
Posted 06 October 2018 - 11:13 PM
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Posted 15 October 2018 - 02:23 AM
To be Frank......
I'd have to change my name.
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