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To the a**hole in the JCB on the A41 this morning. You had plenty of opertunities to pull over and let the mile+ long tail back behind you clear. PULL OVER!

The bulb in my room has gone. I'm to lazy to change it at the minuet so lava lamp it is.

Oww! http://cheezburger.com/8141165056

I have a real craving for a baby bell right now. Don't know why?

Awaiting an angry e-mail or phone call from one of the girls back at head office after I left a paper cup upside down on her desk with a note saying "do not move unless you are prepared to kill it".

Interesting fact of the day. If a novice golfer was to launch a spaceship off earth by hitting golf balls off the back of it, the amount of golf balls required to achieve the escape velocity would fill a sphere about 100 billion miles in diameter. The mass of all those golf balls would be enough to create a black hole.

I keep having to use the word ribbed today at work. My childish mind is wandering. Hehehe

Have had to lend my Vectra to my mum. I hate letting anyone else drive my car. Not Happy.

If at first you don't succeed, try at least twice more so your failure is statistically significant and therefore justification for giving up.

Just got a completely random blue screen of death on my laptop and I wasn't even touching it. Hmm?

People on ebay really want stuff for nothing. I am not about to sell something and include postage for less than scrap value.

There is a place reserved in hell for me. I couldn't help but find it funny when I saw a dwarf operating a mini digger earlier this morning.

Anyone with a childish mind should search "Toyota tacoma water pump gasket" in google images. There are a few types but you'll get the joke when you see it.

LEGO MOVIE IS FINALLY OUT!!! No one to go watch it with though... Awww :-(

My hand writting lets me down again. Got back to find my mum had underlined in red, an item on my to do list that is written on my white board. It said 'phone Guy about seats'. Instead it looked like 'phone Gay about sex'. Awkward...