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Ministage2

The guy at the petrol station today said "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".....and i thought, well yes, thats fine, but what if the enemy of my enemy is his own worst enemy???
Jan 22 2014 04:31 PM
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    cooperdan
    hang on lol... did this person randomly say this to you out of nowhere?
    Jan 22 2014 04:50 PM
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    Scorp
    the enemy of my enemy is my lion
    Jan 22 2014 06:07 PM
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    Ministage2
    he was ranting about fuel prices, must have been 90 years old -saying he used to fill his hillman imp up on 2 shillings and sixpence or something, then started on about the fuel strike way back which he said was a "major inconvenience" because it stopped him going to leeds but how he supported the action, hence the enemy of my enemy.....
    Jan 23 2014 10:32 AM
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Ministage2

pessimists say the glass is half empty, optimists say the glass is half full....im a construction engineer, i say the glass is twice a big as it needs to be to hold that volume of liquid
Jan 21 2014 10:27 AM
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    Kmonski
    Brilliant!
    Jan 21 2014 10:49 AM
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    Ryan n Angela
    Haha. Belter, very funny mate.
    Jan 21 2014 11:43 AM
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    Harrison541
    Ha! very practice thinking
    Jan 21 2014 05:09 PM
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Ministage2

For god sake, if you ever need to search for "Gary Oldman" on google, dont forget the "r" in Gary, your search results may vary wildly.
Jan 16 2014 02:00 PM
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    SecretSugar
    Scary stuff! LOL!
    Jan 16 2014 04:16 PM
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    adampat84
    Brilliant!
    Jan 16 2014 05:19 PM
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    Harrison541
    Ha!
    Jan 16 2014 05:51 PM