Lock Stock is good but Snatch has some absolute quality lines in it!
Snatch for the above reason.
"Your not from this planet are you vicent? Who's going to mug off two black fellas holding pistols in a car thats worth less than your shirt?"
Which Film Is The Best
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, Oct 22 2008 04:25 PM
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 06:22 AM
Snatch for the above reason.
"Your not from this planet are you vicent? Who's going to mug off two black fellas holding pistols in a car thats worth less than your shirt?"
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 05:13 PM
my sig and avatar says it all lol
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 11:57 PM
It has to be snatch, has the greatest lines in it ever!
Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.
Turkish: I fail to recognize the correlation between "losing 10K", "hospitalizing gorgeous" and "a good deal".
Vinny: Was that the man with four fingers?
Sol: I dont know Vinny, i didnt have time to get my bin-noc-u-lars.
Turkish narrating: It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he f*****g should be.
so many great phrases!! i could go all day!
Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.
Turkish: I fail to recognize the correlation between "losing 10K", "hospitalizing gorgeous" and "a good deal".
Vinny: Was that the man with four fingers?
Sol: I dont know Vinny, i didnt have time to get my bin-noc-u-lars.
Turkish narrating: It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he f*****g should be.
so many great phrases!! i could go all day!
Edited by baker_boy, 24 October 2008 - 12:00 AM.
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 04:32 PM
LOL @ bakerboy
snatch all the way.
One of my favourite films.
Bb
snatch all the way.
One of my favourite films.Bb
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 04:46 PM
Both are quality, but Snatch for me. Gotta love when Tyrone reverse's into the van
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone, its not as if it's a bag of *banana picking* peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone, whenever you reverse, things come from behind you!
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone, its not as if it's a bag of *banana picking* peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone, whenever you reverse, things come from behind you!
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 05:08 PM
turkish: we've lost gorgeous george!
bricktop: shhhhh... your gonna have to repeat that!!
turkish: we've lost gorgeous george!
bricktop: well what do you mean you've lost him? he's not a set of effin car keys now is he? and its not as if he's inconEFFINspicous.
turkish: dont worry, we're not backing out!
bricktop: you bet your bo***cks to a barn dance your not backing out!!!
turkish: we will change fighters!
bricktop: you cant change fighters, i lose all bets at the bookies.
turkish: dont worry, he's mustard!!
bricktop: mustard?? i dont care if he's mohammed..... i'm ard... bruce lee. you cant change fighters at the last minute.
bricktop: shhhhh... your gonna have to repeat that!!
turkish: we've lost gorgeous george!
bricktop: well what do you mean you've lost him? he's not a set of effin car keys now is he? and its not as if he's inconEFFINspicous.
turkish: dont worry, we're not backing out!
bricktop: you bet your bo***cks to a barn dance your not backing out!!!
turkish: we will change fighters!
bricktop: you cant change fighters, i lose all bets at the bookies.
turkish: dont worry, he's mustard!!
bricktop: mustard?? i dont care if he's mohammed..... i'm ard... bruce lee. you cant change fighters at the last minute.
Edited by blacktulip, 25 October 2008 - 04:18 PM.
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 06:57 PM
no they havent clossed it u muppet
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