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[Joycey]

on friday night i was out on the drink, i had alot, then i thought it were a good idea to 'try' and do a cartwheel...... messed it up and put 15 stone on my left arm, and messed it up (bad times)

and ended up going to hospital minutes later....
now got the week off in agonising pain.

so i was wondering whats the stupidest thing you have done drunk.....

[Southy]

Welll when I was very drunk once and a few years younger after watching the Matrix with the lads, I thought it would be good to try and do the run up the wall and flip thing.....well i got half way up the wall and fell flat on my back on a hard concrete floor and couldnt move for a short period of time.

Also whilst drunk another time chasing a mate of mine he decided to jump down a 8ft drop wall only for me to come upto it and just fall head first off it haha.

[analogue_radio]

I don't hurt myself when I'm drunk.. I just end up getting with girls.. ayyee can't think of anything I've done bad whilst drunk! I'm a good boy me.. fireworks, throwing bikes over hedges, starting on people to name a few though.. whoops.

[evansisgreat]

I was really drunk at a friends flat once and really needed to pee. So I staggered to the bathroom... door. I then let loose all over the door and wondered why the door handle wouldn't flush.

[Joycey]

i am not the only one whos an idiot when drunk.............

[JohnGordon]

I just throw myself down stairs when drunk (not on purpose either )

the best was tripping over and clearing a set of three stairs, landing on my face and not spilling a drop of the almost full pint!

[Bec]

Amongst a few minor things and several I can't unleash on a family forum *Does a family forum jig* ™ I'll admit that I've broken two toes running full steam into a wall whilst merry.

[mini93]

I was really drunk at a friends flat once and really needed to pee. So I staggered to the bathroom... door. I then let loose all over the door and wondered why the door handle wouldn't flush.

kinda similar...was sick in a basket of freshly clean towels thinking it was the loo...then tried flushing with the door handle

another one being my friends were trying to run up a wall n grab onto a persons balcony....i managed to do it but didnt think of how to get down...so i jumped and did my foot in didnt go to hospital either not even next day but it sucked to walk for about a month or so afterwards...oops

[HippoHen]

I was really drunk at a friends flat once and really needed to pee. So I staggered to the bathroom... door. I then let loose all over the door and wondered why the door handle wouldn't flush.

Ive been there done that! Apart from it was in my friends brothers room, oh and he saw everything haha. I felt so so bad the next day but i honestly dont remember doing it!

Henry

[davegreory42]

i wasn't actually drunk when i did this, i'd only had two pints. went into my kitchen at like two in the morning to get a drink, slipped on a carrier bag that was on the floor, head collided either with the table or a chair, i was unconscious for a while, no idea how long though and woke up with my shirt covered in blood. i just stopped the bleeding and went back to bed. i went to the doctors the next day but becase it had already started to heal over i didn't need stitches which was pretty lucky.

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[Mini_Magic]

I was pretty drunk last night, but I never really injure myself. I just tend to giggle or dance a lot.

I injure myself a lot more often at work, trapping fingers in draws or loosing control of a stanley knife.

[yorkshirechris]

Tried to leapfrog a bollard which was taller than I thought, caught myself on it, fell flat on my chin.. luckily had my tongue in at the time... and walked away with a graze & minor damage to three fingers

[Shifty]

Tore my cruciate ligament whilst dancing!!

That hurt lots!!

Still no ligament, still hurts!!!

[rachel]

One of my friends thought that it would be a good idea to push me over whilst I was mending a curtain rail (don't ask it's a long story!!) when we were at a house warming party - and consequently I broke my right wrist.

I was really miffed as it wasn't even my fault and it was in June so I ended up with one sun tanned arm and one white one when I had my plaster removed in August - so out came the fake tan (vane or what?)

I'm right handed as well and it's really difficult doing things with your left hand - I won't go into details!

[captainjack15]

Yeah I ummm may have fallen asleep in my sink and my Dad came and put me to bed... I also managed to sit in a car 60 miles fine and then puke right at the end!!

Not too bad