i got drunk in b'ham at carling accademy's subculture... i got real real bad, collapsed... some random girl helped my to medicle room...i gave the girl my home number where she phoned my mum to tell her that iw as going back to her place to recover because i was so bad...so we went outside, she said she was going back inside to tell my friends what happened n where im going, when she got back i had buggered off...in the night i lost my phone, house keys...for some reason i was topless
after i buggered off from this lass, she phoned my mum again to explain she was worried sick...there was about 3 hours that are unaccounted for...i booked into a travel lodge 8 miles from town (where i walked from!!!!) at 5am at a cost of £60 i phoned home to let mum know n i can just abotu remember that...i woke up at 9 when i realised i arranged to go be in town at 11 (back in leamington)....only then when i realised how far i had walked.
so yep....
thats £60 for 4 hours sleep

lost phone
lost keys
lost t-shirt
at least 8 mile walk
and no memory!
such a failure!