234 replies to this topic

[Bec]

How about you ride your bike now and try and rev it to the same natural frequency as the stones, thus making them resonate, thus making them break up... probably even do a better job than the NHS? You could go into business with it afterwards

[THE STIG]

stop making me laugh

wonder if i can get my hands on jack hammer mmmm

Edited by THE STIG, 13 July 2009 - 10:00 AM.

[Juju]

I've got a few vibrating implements that may just do the trick.
Want me to hold them against the right parts of your anatomy?

(I am a Doctor, you know............)

[Heather&Henrietta]

Could be the most fun you've had in a long time

[THE STIG]

best offer had in a long time

no wait

is only offer had in long time lol

Edited by THE STIG, 13 July 2009 - 11:07 AM.

[Heather&Henrietta]

Well then.. What's your problem

[THE STIG]

Well then.. What's your problem

it might tickle

[Heather&Henrietta]

Thats half the fun

[nicksuth]

I've got a few vibrating implements that may just do the trick.
Want me to hold them against the right parts of your anatomy?

(I am a Doctor, you know............)

Bloody Hell, that might be worth getting them for , hey Stig, is it contageous???


How you doin mate? Want a couple of heads bringing in? You could be lapping valves in while your sat doin nowt

[THE STIG]

I've got a few vibrating implements that may just do the trick.
Want me to hold them against the right parts of your anatomy?

(I am a Doctor, you know............)

Bloody Hell, that might be worth getting them for , hey Stig, is it contageous???


How you doin mate? Want a couple of heads bringing in? You could be lapping valves in while your sat doin nowt

dont think nurses would be to impressed lol

[nicksuth]

What's the prognosis then, lobotomy !!!

[THE STIG]

still waiiting for them to make up thier minds only been here since thursday

consultant never even bothered to come round to day

[nicksuth]

Welcome to the National Health Service, have a nice day????

Get hold of your chart from the end of your bed and start filling in the graph (red pen is always good) so it goes into a steep decline, then put on the moans and groans. If that don't work, just go get some more Golden Virgina and Rizla's

[THE STIG]

would red crayon work

[shedonwheels]

Worth a go!

My dad has had these stone things three times now. The last time he ended up passing one and then passing out himself from the pain, so kinda know what you're going through and really don't envy you! He had the lazer in the end, hope they won't come back again. He's now banned from eating cheese etc.

It's dinner time now, what's the grub like at your hospital?