

Well mary had her MOT today, I was expecting her to fail as I wanted a definitive list of what needed doing.... so here it is.
Front passenger door cannot be opened from inside the vehicle.
Drivers seat insecure
Horn does not function
Windscreen Washer provides insufficient washer liquid
Nearside front position lamp(s) not in good working order
Offside front position lamp(s) not in good working order
Nearside headlamp not working on dipped beam
Offside headlamp not working on dipped beam
Nearside headlamp not working on main beam
Offside headlamp not working on main beam
Hazard warning lamps not flashing in phase
Offside registration plate lamp not working
Rear fog lamp tell tale not working
Nearside rear subframe mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded.
Offside rear subframe mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded.
Nearside rear (floor to inner rear wing) subframe mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded
Offside rear (floor to inner rear wing) subframe mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded
(boot floor) subframe mounting prescrived area is excessively corroded
Nearside (sill & sill to floor) seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded.
Offside front constant velocity join gaiter split.
Nearside front suspension has excessive play in a upper suspension ball joint.
Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content excessive
Offside Front (sill) structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of body mountings
Nearside Front (sill) structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of body mountings
Service brake efficiency below requirements
Parking brake efficieny below requirements. **DANGEROUS**
Front brakes imbalanced **DANGEROUS**
Advisories:
Rear subframe corroded but not seriously weakned.
Offside outer sill vehicle structure has slight corrosion
Nearside front tie bar/rod slightly distorted.
Offside front tie bar/rod slightly distorted.
Nearside front (outer edge) tyre warn close to legal limit.
Bonnet Insecure.
Front reg plate cracked.
Both rear tyres perished.
Both rear brake hoses fouling subframe
And my favourite…….
38. Oil Leak.