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[Black.Ghost]

Trail of wotsits to a shed several houses away.

PMSL.

I live in a Uni style flat and across the hall from us there was a rat. A mate of mine killed the bugger but it took him like 2 hours. It jumped out at him and scared the crap out of him so he went on a mission. It hid behind a cupboard so Chris kept kicking it til the rat came out. Then he went behind a fridge so he shoved a broom handle in there. It went behind another unit so he flushed it out with boiling water. In the end it was out on the open floor and dragging itself along so he battered it to death with the broom and got a picture afterwards. Im sure there was some more stuff as well but it was funny hearing about it. The rat had really upset Chris it was hilarious.

[davidv]

A used to think a mouse was nice
Then i found more than One was Mice
Now i think that Mice"er Nicer. Old Mc. Donolds Feeds Y Farm.

[tahitigirl]

A used to think a mouse was nice
Then i found more than One was Mice
Now i think that Mice"er Nicer. Old Mc. Donolds Feeds Y Farm.

Riiiight

[samsfern]

yes davidv, keep talking, lol

[davidv]

Found a women that hid a Mice in her underwear spotted its tail.Scarred it of with my king snake.

[yorkshirechris]

Dont talk to me about rats, I had to work in a riser "cupboard" in some scummy council flats a couple of weeks ago and aside from the human faeces, which I could deal with, a rat scurried up a drainpipe about a foot away from my face, needless to say I jumped out (scraping my back on some nails in the process) and didn't re-enter it till the council disinfected the place

[maggies_minder]

Found a women that hid a Mice in her underwear spotted its tail.Scarred it of with my king snake.

now i translate that into something fruity, its still harmless mind

[davidv]

Lets all hide with the Mice in the shed for a while from Rent a Kill (boy)O.Of JOY.The SPAM gets MICE out.

[staffi man]

Had a friend who had mice in his house i gave him some ferret poo to put near were they came into his house this got rid of them due to the fact that they recognise a predator is close by and will find another resting/feedind are area a bit weird i know but hey its worth a try the only problem is its not available from jml

Edited by staffi man, 20 March 2010 - 09:08 PM.

[tom1234177]

You procure a long board, some bacon grease, some stiff paper, string, some water, a large rock, and a nice, large bucket or barrel (be sure to plug the bunghole). Once these items are gathered, you make a ramp with the long board from the rat/mouse hole to the top of the bucket. The rock is placed in the bucket, then water is added until there is only the smallest place on the top of the rock left above the water. The bucket is capped with the stiff paper and the string is used to secure it, as is done on a percussion drum. The bacon grease that you have is smeared from the rat hole, up the board and all over the stiff paper. The last step to this ingenious trap is cutting an X in the stiff paper with a knife.

Now your work is practically done, all you have to do now is wait overnight (no you can't watch, rats/mice get self conscious when they are being watched and spend all day in their den putting on rouge and fixing their hair instead of getting caught in your traps). What happens is the sensitive noses of the rats pick up the scent of the bacon grease coming from the entry of their lair, so they venture out, up the grease-laden board right onto the apparently stiff paper covered barrel, then they, if you remember, fall through the X you cut so skillfully right into the water. work the rest out yourself...

Edited by tom1234177, 20 March 2010 - 09:43 PM.

[davidv]

I found a guy in my pub who is an expert on Ferrets and in clubs his strange.Keeps them all in his flat.
Welcomed him to pub(only one me) He is new in are area.Would like to see them as he trains them to.
They would love anything like mice upwards.Good Idea above .

[mighty mini jack]

What you need is a Javelin infrared homing missile launcher:

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That'll get rid of them.

[davidv]

Would one of them Green lazers get them of the internet while you can still get them.?Buy a box and make money.

[gregh55]

go out for a curry, then come back an hour later and fart in the shed?

oj, get a smoke bomb! and smoke them out LMAO

[The Colonel]

go out for a curry, then come back an hour later and fart in the shed?

oj, get a smoke bomb! and smoke them out LMAO

the smoke bomd idea isnt a bad idea actually me used to smoke rats out on the barns, or make a smoke bomb out of ferret poo