225 replies to this topic

[Crazy]

if you love your life as much as i love my car you wont touch it

touch my car and ill kick the s**t out of you

[ShauneyB]

If you can see this, Back Of!

[1984mini25]

i've seen a good one

'There’s enough A55 holes, don’t contribute'

[m3ntalist]

[Super Adam]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Lund]

Get a Cruise Wirral sticker...then nobody would want to mess with you...OR they'll get flamed and their front end melted ny out NOS cars! :tongue:

[Lund]

www.cruisewirral.com/.../
preston260304



This picture was taken a while back at my local Cruise...this scooby has been sold now

[SINe05]

touch my mini, you die.

[roberts]

ha, inappropriate - sorry, used to be a normal (sadly I now I have to think of my customers).

Edited by roberts, 14 February 2015 - 12:26 PM.

[JuaniKart]

"Power is nothing without control"

[1984mini25]

Well I’ve been compiling a list, just need to pick my fave one.

You're just been Cooper'd
You're just been Mini'd
100% BMW free
Made in England
100% British Beef
Drive a BMW? I'd rather push my mini!
Hold on lads, I’ve got an idea!
Get in sit down shut up hang on
Short vehicle
I’m a giver not a taker
Lay 1 finger on my car, you'll take your ******** home in a jar
45 years old and still taking the *yellow human water*
Do not touch as fondling may excite
0-60 Eventually
Off *yellow human water* - Re-arrange into a well known phrase or saying
Constipated mini - Ain't passed a thing in weeks
Go on then small d**k, Pass me
Mini owners do it in tight spaces
Bending the rules and ruling the bends since 59
BMW mini my arse!
It’s a kinda magic
Ruling the bends
'Do u drive a real mini? Only when it aint broke'
Fun Is Not In A Straight Line
Engine running in, pass while you still can
A mini is for life not just for Christmas
Does my bum look big in this?
You don't need a big one to happy
Happiness is MINI (Side view of a mini) shaped
Perfection
It's wizardry on wheels
The full Monte
Size doesn’t matter its what u do with it that counts
I love my mini.
Mini on a mission.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
Mini menace.
The self-preservation society.
Mini magic.
Mini power.
Minis have feelings too.
Never underestimate a mini.
On a mission for Mr. Bridger.
Hang on lads I've had an idea.
My mini's the dog’s *******.
Girl’s gust wana have fun
If this minis a rockin’ don't come a knockin’
Short ‘n’ sweet
This is my other car
Don’t follow me I’M LOST
It’s a mini thing you won’t understand
100% rust free
100% British Leyland
Scream baby scream
Honk if you like peace and quiet
Eat my rust
If you can read this, flip me back over!!!
Have a Break...Get Your Kit Off
Twin airbags fitted as standard
It may be rhubarb - but it's in front of you!
You may wizz past me, but you wont outlast me!
My other toy has Tits
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I'M NOT GOING FAST ENOUGH!
It’s a Mini Thing you wouldn’t understand!!
It’s not big, but it is clever
You’re a nosey f**ker aren’t you
GUARANTEED
TRUE BRIT, NOT GERMAN poo
You won’t take me alive
All this and brains
I’m blonde what’s your excuse
THE MINI,Probably the best car in the world!
Guaranteed,100% British Beef
Bend the rules, rules the bends
This is my other car


just a shame the windows aren’t big enough for all of them ...

[rovercooper98]

Ive got
100% BMW FREE
Sell my mini id rather shove wasps up my a**e.
one on each side on the bottom of the back windows.

[Pooky]

Eat my rust

Loving this one, and not seen it before!

[walks]

ive got "you've just been mini'd" but it was there when i bought the car

[Slook]

Ive got
100% BMW FREE
Sell my mini id rather shove wasps up my a**e.
one on each side on the bottom of the back windows.

Did you buy these off us? (Slook_Designs on ebay)



We list a few mini stickers on our ebay shop, but can also make anything you need