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#1 MiniJosh92

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 04:39 PM

According to yahoo the moke is in the top ten worst cars ever made :)

"Mini Moke: Urban myth says the Mini Moke was somehow a rugged and much-loved utilitarian variant of the classic original. How that's happened is a mystery. It was only put on sale because the army kept rejecting the front-wheel drive car as a serious off roader. Those stupid enough to buy one faced the genuine threat of actually falling out at roundabouts."

Have a look - clicky

What a load of fools.

Edited by MiniJosh92, 24 July 2010 - 04:39 PM.


#2 Tupers

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 04:45 PM

I saw this last night and wondered how long it would be until it got drug up on here. :) At least they put it at 10 there where some much worse cars in front of it but I'm not sure I agree the De Lorean is the 4th worst car ever.

#3 mini93

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 04:47 PM

actualy, what they say is correct, it was rejected by the army, they simply didnt want it :) i can understand why when you compair it to a landy, look at the difference in ground clearance and aproach angles, cant really compair, rubbish for the job it was designed for but still quite cool in a querky way i think.

who the hell came up with that actually? putting the XJ220 on there is a stupid idea and its hardly the worst car ever because it was released in a recession, idiots!

Edited by mini93, 24 July 2010 - 04:50 PM.


#4 MiniJosh92

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 04:49 PM

I know it didn't meet the requirements of the army but, one of the worst cars ever made?. The quote about people falling out on roundabouts did make me chuckle though :)

Edited by MiniJosh92, 24 July 2010 - 04:50 PM.


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Posted 24 July 2010 - 05:04 PM

didnt the aus army use them though!?

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 05:16 PM

who writes this s*** i would have all of those cars other than the rover.

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 05:27 PM

Heard this on the local radio this morning whist gardening, ex-owners were phoning in for most of the cars stating they were much better than the modern ones they own now!

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 05:36 PM

Thats crappy Yahoo for you they are going under anyway so the moke that they call the worst car will out live them muuuhaaaaahaaahahahahahaha :)

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 06:40 PM

well i have been off road in my moke a few time and it is great fun. and i have never fallen out going around any corners . but i have been stuck in the odd river :))

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 08:50 PM

:) love them never even driven one but that photo says it all :)

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 10:18 PM

WHAT! They have a delorean in the top ten. Thats one of the only cars I would swap my mini for.

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 10:31 PM

WHAT! They have a delorean in the top ten. Thats one of the only cars I would swap my mini for.


Calm down Jon :)

At least they know OF the Mini moke, its the only thing i can commend them on :)

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 10:39 PM

I don't think the Moke was ever intended as true off roader, just a Mini for sunnier climes. It was the Mini's rally success that raised false expectations. Even cheaper than a Mini 'n a flat pack to keep shipping costs down, far better than a tuktuk or 2CV - the nearest competition.

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Posted 25 July 2010 - 09:17 AM

Cant believe they put the LM002 on the list! That car is amazing!

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Posted 25 July 2010 - 09:28 AM

The Lada doesn't deserve to be #1, and the XJ220 and LM002 shouldn't even be on the list.




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