Update time. From Oxford I drove to Surrey, got there fine and the car sat unused for a week. I then went to drive home and the car didn't get off the drive before stalling and refusing to restart. I spent a day messing around under the bonnet with much help from MiniAida (cheers mate!) and realised there was no spark at the plugs. Thankfully I noticed this snapped cable, stripped and reconnected and she started straight up.

Great! Drove home fine, went out to town today and everything seemed to be working nicely... until I got home. Then the gearbox decided it had done enough. It spat me out of gear and is now sulking under the bonnet, waiting to be removed. I have so much negative money right now - I really don't know what to do! I was seriously considering selling up and, to quote my girlfriend, getting 'a proper car' (E36 coupe, 140bhp

), but now my car is unsellable. But after removing the engine and fitting a new box I'll not want to sell it as I'll have replaced almost the whole damn car!
So E36 dreams are on hold, I'm about to put all my belongings on ebay to pay for the next batch of parts I need. Dad suggested I put myself on ebay but that sounded too much like prostitution so I think I'll stop short of that. Anyone interested can see my 'please help me, I have on idea what I'm doing' post
here.