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#1 jack-the-lad

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 01:27 AM

hello all,

today i went to do some crimbo shopping :-

we all know what parking is like?

well, there was a line of cars all waiting for cars to leave (as they do)

i got fed up of waiting so i started to pull around the other drivers to go find another place to park

suddenly this pug (with blanket and old hat on the parcel shelf) pulled straight infront of me!!!

he opened his door looked back and shock his head at me :( then shut his door and just sat there?

i then opened my door and closed it... (not sure why, just trying to wind him up i guess)

he then jumps out his pug (with it still in gear LOL) with a brolly and starts walking towards me :dontgetit:

didnt quite know what was going to happen, so i undone my harness and jumped out..

he then turned around and walked back to his car :( shouting " these little :xxx: in these stupid :xxx: cars, if i was running this place, theyd all be gone!"

he then reversed out my way, and as i started to drive past he hit to top of my mini with his brolly! LOL



RIGHT, no need for that!!! jumped back out my mini... he must have :xxx: himself because he tried to drive away but ended up driving straight into the back of another car HAHAHAH

^_^

so i just thought it would be best to leave it there... in the end i got my crimbo shopping done and had a laugh,

so overall not a bad day :(

Edited by jack-the-lad, 18 December 2010 - 01:31 AM.


#2 davidv

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 07:47 AM

HA,the Road Warrier.I had one hit me with his Walking stick so i whipped him with my chain.Felt like padlocking him to a lampost but i have had the chain years,with many earnt pad locks. :-

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 10:03 AM

What bizarre behaviour from a SENIOR citizen.
You probably ought to have told him you were leaving rather than trying to push in, you'll give the old boy a heart attack. Not condoning his actions at all, as they are totally out of order, but what if it was your grandad? If he were mine I know I'd now be out looking for you lol.

How old was he anyway?

#4 Carlzilla

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 11:14 AM

I had some old git have a go at me the other day, i stopped to let his wife across the car park with her trolley, he then proceded to have a go at me waving his stick about for no reason whatsoever? I shouldve edged forwards and make him cack himself. I dont care how old you are, theres no need for it.

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 11:31 AM

i went to pick some wheels up yesterday traffic on the M1 was a nightmare i was just pulling onto to join the traffic which was edging forward tried to pull infront of a bus and he just kept closing the little gap that was there i just kept turning in towards him and then he would accelarate up level with my front end when he got within a few mm of my wing mirror i gave it up as a bad job and went behind him but i dont know why he did this there is no need all i did was drive to the end of the slip road to join the traffic and he just wouldnt let me in there are some idiots around

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 01:41 PM

you deserve a whack from the brolly for that ;)

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 01:51 PM

hello all,

today i went to do some crimbo shopping ;)

we all know what parking is like?

well, there was a line of cars all waiting for cars to leave (as they do)

i got fed up of waiting so i started to pull around the other drivers to go find another place to park

suddenly this pug (with blanket and old hat on the parcel shelf) pulled straight infront of me!!!

he opened his door looked back and shock his head at me :o then shut his door and just sat there?

i then opened my door and closed it... (not sure why, just trying to wind him up i guess)

he then jumps out his pug (with it still in gear LOL) with a brolly and starts walking towards me :dontgetit:

didnt quite know what was going to happen, so i undone my harness and jumped out..

he then turned around and walked back to his car ^_^ shouting " these little :xxx: in these stupid :xxx: cars, if i was running this place, theyd all be gone!"

he then reversed out my way, and as i started to drive past he hit to top of my mini with his brolly! LOL



RIGHT, no need for that!!! jumped back out my mini... he must have :xxx: himself because he tried to drive away but ended up driving straight into the back of another car HAHAHAH

^_^

so i just thought it would be best to leave it there... in the end i got my crimbo shopping done and had a laugh,

so overall not a bad day :D



haha gosh :P some people, lol. similar thing happened to me ages ago at McDonalds when i was trying to move out of the queue to find another space and the other drivers thought i was pushing through to get the parking space that the old granny was reversing out of :L

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 02:09 PM

one time i was going round a roundabout on a dual carriage way and came round and this old man kept going so i just slammed my brakes on and he did the same wich was worse than keeping going,
i just sat there, he didnt even look at me and i waved him on and he drove off
i was just laughing at the peoples faces behind the guy :L

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 05:58 PM

So you pushed up to the front, instead of waiting your turn, got some old boy all worked up.
He could of had a heart attack, that would be a nice Christmas present to his family. You would have been hunted down by the Police and spent some time in the cells, while they investigated his death. All for what ? Really are you and /or the shopping that important ? Season of good will and all that.

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 06:05 PM

Old men ;) should be put away :P
Oops, I am one ^_^
Where's me stick? *waves it about*
Young men :D should be locked up :o

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 07:04 PM

So you pushed up to the front, instead of waiting your turn, got some old boy all worked up.
He could of had a heart attack, that would be a nice Christmas present to his family. You would have been hunted down by the Police and spent some time in the cells, while they investigated his death. All for what ? Really are you and /or the shopping that important ? Season of good will and all that.



whoa there... who called the over reaction police?? so...every old man in the country is liable to have a heart attack simply by getting out of a car? how do you know he wasnt the fittest old geezer in the land? bhaaaaaaa

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 07:09 PM

So you pushed up to the front, instead of waiting your turn, got some old boy all worked up.
He could of had a heart attack, that would be a nice Christmas present to his family. You would have been hunted down by the Police and spent some time in the cells, while they investigated his death. All for what ? Really are you and /or the shopping that important ? Season of good will and all that.



Wow.

He decided to go around someone, and is now in jail for killing someone?

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 07:12 PM

So you pushed up to the front, instead of waiting your turn, got some old boy all worked up.
He could of had a heart attack, that would be a nice Christmas present to his family. You would have been hunted down by the Police and spent some time in the cells, while they investigated his death. All for what ? Really are you and /or the shopping that important ? Season of good will and all that.


haha oh dear, did you not read what he said?

he wanted to exit the car park rather than waiting in a cue...

Edited by retroracer1275, 18 December 2010 - 07:12 PM.


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Posted 18 December 2010 - 07:34 PM

So you pushed up to the front, instead of waiting your turn, got some old boy all worked up.
He could of had a heart attack, that would be a nice Christmas present to his family. You would have been hunted down by the Police and spent some time in the cells, while they investigated his death. All for what ? Really are you and /or the shopping that important ? Season of good will and all that.


On the blob?

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 08:06 PM

So what was the old bloke ment to think. Maybe use his Jedi powers to read his mind.


" there was a line of cars all waiting for cars to leave"

" i got fed up of waiting so i started to pull around the other drivers to go find another place to park"




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